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SpongeRob~ (bertho) wrote,
@ 2003-10-28 19:53:00
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    Current mood: amused

    Oh yeah, I'm going to hell
    [19:47:14] <deadcujo> The first Google result for "fires" is Addictions to pornography can be overcome!
    [19:47:47] <bertho> ?
    [19:47:58] <deadcujo> http://www.firesofdarkness.com/
    [19:48:21] <deadcujo> Some Bible shit
    [19:49:43] <bertho> "When we pray for our pornography addicted husbands or boyfriends, we are interceding for them. It is prayer that moves the hand of God." ... up and down in rythmic motions...
    [19:49:58] <deadcujo> I wonder if they'd still help me if all I jerked off to was the bible
    [19:50:19] <bertho> Hey, it's got plenty of spanking material
    [19:50:36] <bertho> I mean, come on. A guy gettin' it on with his two hot daughters?
    [19:50:49] <deadcujo> Mmm
    [19:50:55] <bertho> I can only imagine the shit that went on on the ark



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ghaleon
2003-10-29 09:32 (link)
"And the Lord did say unto Noah, 'Get thy freak on with that fine sheep.' And Noah did as he was commanded, and it was good."

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empyreal
2003-11-08 12:49 (link)
Lmfao!

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ustmej
2003-10-29 09:40 (link)
You know they have to link porn to everything.

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lhstrawberry
2003-11-01 09:58 (link)
*chuckles* I was just thinking that when I read that moves the hand of God

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-08 06:37 (link)
Damn, perhaps I should have read your bio before I posted on News...

-The person who had that lampost icon...

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bertho
2003-11-08 12:41 (link)
Actually, I wasn't involved in your suspension at all.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-08 06:53 (link)
And I bet you didn't notice my fancy talk links either... I spent FIVE HOURS coming up with a code that could do that... Although that's a bit irrelavant now.

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Another interesting point...
(Anonymous)
2003-11-08 07:34 (link)
How do you know I'm not over 18 and just lied in my journal? :P

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Re: Another interesting point...
bertho
2003-11-08 12:43 (link)
How do you know I haven't seen that same lameass excuse 800 fucking times?

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