Irony is for [suckers] (benji_owns_me) wrote, @ 2003-11-12 16:40:00

Current mood:	cranky
Current music:	don't know who it's by or what it's called.

SUICIDE NOTE
Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like every "sane" person in the world.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V. or radio. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings in the world seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded drone whore like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics, or "how about that weather, huh?" But I cant. Sure you'll see this note and say Kelsey's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma must surely be utopia.


Leave my machine plugged in you fucking retards,

Kelsey

P.S. I cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.

steamertrunk 2003-11-13 18:11 (link)

Killing yourself is just giving into the brain dead masses. Don't do that shit. Life is a joke, you have to laugh at it. THe line about gluing your orifaces shut, very funny. I hope this was you joking to see what people would say because it sucks when people kill themselves and become just another braindead statistic. Your not crazy. I don't know you but I can tell your not crazy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	benji_owns_me 2003-11-14 17:40 (link)
	it wasn't really joking to see what people say, just my bitchy, sarcastic, egotistical suicide note that i'll never use. but thanks for caring. =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cky_rdbmjm 2003-11-16 20:50 (link)
	HOLY SHIT the p.s. not was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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