Benji (benj_madden_) wrote, @ 2003-05-03 19:19:00

Current mood:	lazy
Current music:	Swing Swing//AAR

Bury me, you thought your problems were gone..
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and benj_madden_. Boys will laugh at girls when they're not a_lavigne. Uhhh yeah. Because she's my homie, please step off my nuts.

I think tonight, I should run around the tour bus in my underwear. Random thought, talk amongst yourselves.

And yeah, AAR does rock my frilly panties. >:O Your point is?

I live in Avril's pants. It's not bad living in here. We got cable. HBO & everything. Electricity's running OK. Water's kinda yellow though.

I'm sick.

Attention K-Mart shoppers: I seem to have lost a little boy with a crooked excuse for a mohawk that profusely spits ghetto talk and wears Fendi. You can probably find him by the spray paint aisle, he responds to "Joely". If anyone finds him, please bring my little pride & joy back to me and tell him to get his ass online. Oh, Tony too. Thanks.

I'm stompin' in my Urr Force Ones, bye.

Edit: YO OMG 50 CENT'S GONNA PERFORM ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TONIGHT. SOMEONE FIND JOEL. BYE.

a_lavigne 2003-05-03 19:32 (link)

*steps off your nuts* :x Only do it if I can film it, mmk? And since I'm not there and I can't, Paul will have to film it for me or something. >:[ You and Tyson hit it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies* Matchbox 20 moment. I THINK THAT I'M SICK. BUT LEAVE ME BE WHILE MY WORLD IS COMING DOWN ON ME. YOU TASTE LIKE HONEY, HONEY, TELL ME, CAN I BE YOUR HONEYBEE? Hahahaha, Joel's gone MIA while he stalks 50 Cent. That should be on MTV News. You hear it... (wicky wicky wicky) ...first. (Reply to this) (Thread)

benj_madden_ 2003-05-03 19:45 (link)

THANKS now my nuts can breathe. Geez. I'll get someone with a camera to film this, I'm sure. It'll be great. I think we're gonna make a wind tunnel while I do it. Like, turn off the AC and open all the windows on the bus while it's going really fast. Then I can run around in my undies..yeah. Tyson's my lover. Please stop h8ing. RENT IS FREE, THAT'S THE BEST PART. You have permission to be a honeybee now. Suchin Pak should deliver that story. NO NO, Kurt Loder, because he was always so serious like someone died, no matter what he's talking about. And that would make it funnier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_lavigne 2003-05-04 20:08 (link)
	HAHAHAH KURT LODER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-05 00:19 (link)
	OMFG KURT LODER IS SUCH AN EGGPLANT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tony_lovato 2003-05-04 12:22 (link)
	*smiles weakly* I didn't know you and Avril were going out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-04 13:54 (link)
	Hahaha, naw we aren't going out. Where'd you hear that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brit_jeanspears 2003-05-04 12:37 (link)
	Why aren't you living in my pants?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	a_lavigne 2003-05-04 13:46 (link)
	>:O (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-04 13:51 (link)
	BRITTY BABY. Avril offered me the shelter that is her pants. I can come visit yours though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tony_lovato 2003-05-04 17:19 (link)
	Benj... get ON. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-04 17:34 (link)
	I'M ON NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_lavigne 2003-05-04 20:46 (link)
	...GET ON. Haha, if I were a guy, that'd sound really dirty. BUT DO IT ANYWAY, K? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-05 00:18 (link)
	GET OFF sounds worse. :x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	___joelm 2003-05-05 08:26 (link)
	WTF WHY WEREN'T WE IN NEW YORK WHILE HE WAS ON SNL (#)@%_! p.s. hi (Reply to this) (Thread)

	benj_madden_ 2003-05-05 16:53 (link)
	I DON'T KNOW BUT WE SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE BECAUSE YEAH, JOELY CENT. >:O p.s. 'sup brah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)