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Babs (babzoodle) wrote,
@ 2004-03-20 17:19:00
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    this Is GrEAt
    Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

    Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
    are.

    Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

    Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

    Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
    sure why.

    Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
    head right for your hips.

    Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

    Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2
    off.

    Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to
    mature.

    Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion.

    Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a
    little while.

    Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken,
    the rest are handicapped.

    Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

    Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

    Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

    Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

    Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

    Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.

    Men are like.....Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

    Men are like.....Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

    Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

    Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

    Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

    Men are like.....Bank machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

    Men are like..... Roses. Watch out for the pricks!

    Men are like......M&M's. Some have nuts and some don't!!!!


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strawberrikissz
2004-03-20 18:50 (link)
haha that is so great!!! and so true!

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blckorangepeels
2004-03-20 19:22 (link)
cool stuff and so true!

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mobius
2004-03-20 20:04 (link)
ohh harsh

but not every guy is like that kids =P you just look in the wrong places


try talkin to this kid: "maxter02" (his name's tim)..hes pretty damn hot if i do say so my self..hes definitely not a blender or a vacation or anything =P

ttyl





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lil_pink_star
2004-03-21 17:07 (link)
haha, you're awesome, tim

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