Aww.. *sigh* Lawns have.. bugs and girls don't like bugs, and I'm a girl.. and well.. You get the point. Do you have lawn furniture? And if you hit me, i'd have to shoot you, and that's messy. I hate messes.. And bugs.
Don't listen to him, he's crazy setzer_g 2003-04-30 23:18
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*gets done pushing Magus out of his computer chair*
don't listen to Maggy, he's irate. He hasn't been laid in forever.. literally! He has issues upon issues.. almost volumes. And yes, I can go buy lawn furniture, no problem.. just bring cheetos and we shall be even!
Aww shit!! Gotta go, Magus is about to Dark Matter Mesdgkh;adg'khasdak'a a'syhda'iya