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Fanon, and Nutella Cupcakes.
I've been gone for so long and I feel like I owe you all an explanation, here it is, in one word: fanfiction.
Yes, I've been sucked back into that nefarious world of dirty literary minded geniuses who churn out hoards of delightful prose for me to read voraciously. I love it.
Draco/Hermione makes my toes curl in joy and I've stumbled upon a little ring of sites and have been thoroughly enjoying myself there since around... Thursday. I'm considering taking one up as my own to cuddle and nurse because Merlin knows my ship needs it. Do you know how much crap is written about D/Hr?? A lot. It's depressing, distressing, and really really annoying.
I want to collect all the good fics in one place [or just all the fics and merely point at the far superior ones to save people time and not look like a discriminate elitist, which I am of course] and give them good loving homes. Or just really pervy readers who will enjoy them properly. :D That and I don't think there are any Pansy/Ron shrines. ::sniff:: My poor het ships, and you wonder why there are slashers out there, silly people.
Oh, I baked the other day as well. :D The house didn't burn down and now I have cupcakes to put Nutella on [I'm terribly decadent, so sue me]. I actually had a wee little convo with someone on it, yea, I was on aim too.
gymnasticboy0113: hi yoli gymnasticboy0113: watsup MoMan myBuddy: not much. MoMan myBuddy: just glad the interent stoppped being wonky MoMan myBuddy: you? gymnasticboy0113: the usual MoMan myBuddy: wait, let me guess: bored? gymnasticboy0113: exactly gymnasticboy0113: so hows the family MoMan myBuddy: um... >.> good. <.< MoMan myBuddy: why? gymnasticboy0113: just asking gymnasticboy0113: nutting better to ask MoMan myBuddy: lol MoMan myBuddy: we're good MoMan myBuddy: i just made cupcakes MoMan myBuddy: they're quite yummy. and the house didnt burn down MoMan myBuddy: :D gymnasticboy0113: can u deliver some to my house for me??? gymnasticboy0113: plz??? gymnasticboy0113: thanx MoMan myBuddy: aw. sure MoMan myBuddy: with or without nutella? gymnasticboy0113: wit gymnasticboy0113: wats nutella? MoMan myBuddy: might get messy with but they're so good i'm sure you won't mind MoMan myBuddy: it's the chocolate hazelnut spread stuff gymnasticboy0113: o gymnasticboy0113: ok gymnasticboy0113: yea gymnasticboy0113: wit MoMan myBuddy: really popular in Europe but you can buy it here two gymnasticboy0113: cool gymnasticboy0113: so i expect u in an hour? MoMan myBuddy: *too MoMan myBuddy: yup gymnasticboy0113: ok MoMan myBuddy: smiling and cheery. only $2.50! gymnasticboy0113: c yea then gymnasticboy0113: WAT?!?!?! gymnasticboy0113: I HAVE TO PAY??? MoMan myBuddy: well i need gas money... MoMan myBuddy: ::bats lashes innocently:: gymnasticboy0113: U DRIVE??? MoMan myBuddy: you wouldn't make me *hitchhike* would you??? MoMan myBuddy: um, no. but I'd have to get a driver too. >.> gymnasticboy0113: as long as u get it to me free of charge gymnasticboy0113: i dun care MoMan myBuddy: oh thanks. gymnasticboy0113: np MoMan myBuddy: don't i get anything for my troubles? gymnasticboy0113: :-) MoMan myBuddy: ...that's it/ MoMan myBuddy: *? gymnasticboy0113: not from me u dun MoMan myBuddy: >:o MoMan myBuddy: and where exactly would I go for payment? gymnasticboy0113: look on the ground gymnasticboy0113: u can collect the pennies MoMan myBuddy: :'( gymnasticboy0113: dun give me that face MoMan myBuddy: and why not? gymnasticboy0113: not gunna get u ne where MoMan myBuddy: damn. gymnasticboy0113: it takes 42 muscles to frown. it takes only 14 muscles to smile. MoMan myBuddy: worth a try, right? gymnasticboy0113: good try MoMan myBuddy: look at all that extra exertion on your behalf!! gymnasticboy0113: lol MoMan myBuddy: unappreciative little bastard. gymnasticboy0113: shhhh gymnasticboy0113: there little kids around me gymnasticboy0113: watching every word MoMan myBuddy: like you're "are" they abducted? MoMan myBuddy: *your gymnasticboy0113: yea gymnasticboy0113: stole them from the nieghbors MoMan myBuddy: :O how terrible! you should report them to the po-lice gymnasticboy0113: o well MoMan myBuddy: how blase gymnasticboy0113: i no gymnasticboy0113: who cares MoMan myBuddy: lol MoMan myBuddy: great. your icon froze and all i see is the back of a wiggly pink butt MoMan myBuddy: >:o gymnasticboy0113: lol gymnasticboy0113: gtg gymnasticboy0113: bye MoMan myBuddy: bye gymnasticboy0113 signed off at 5:52:36 PM.
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