Spooky (angryspooky) wrote, @ 2004-10-24 00:53:00

Recording head
People that retired today:

Frankie Teardrop
Bruce Leroy Brown
Carlos "Castro" Vergas
Richard "Purgatory" Smek

Frankie and Bruce threw a massive party in Las Vegas, on the roof of New york, New york and Lee paid the pyrotechnics guy to detonate the faux Lady Libertys head after filling it with chocolate candy. He then retired with Frankie in the Giant Fucking Party buisness, since it's what they do so well. He also owns a Yacht, the SS Funkenstein, which is moored outside Seattle. Frankie and Bruce finally completed the 30 million dollar transaction to sell their flawless, uncut kilo of natural orihalcum, with the aid of a hired negotiator. The buyer was none other than the Thamaturgical research department of Saeder-Krupps Berlin offices.

Carlos moved to the Carribean League, purchasing a life of luxury at 70% cost. He is no longer wanted by the JIS Tokko Section One or Interpol, but UCAS law enforcement is quite interested in questioning him about several dozen bombings in the last 3 years. Any connection to Alexi Ratcovich has been disproven by Agent Rokoki of Section One.

Rickie Purgatory was sadly lost in an explosion meant to assassinate his close friend, Kuro. Kuro, after taking appropriate actions, organized a concert to salute his closest friend, hooking Maria Mercurial (who owed him a favor) to sing the thirty minutes of material Rickie had written for his upcoming album, "Two Blind Men Come to a Bridge" with Kuro backing her up on guitars and "Mojo" Kenumbi on drums. Two of Ricks closest friends performed his material to the hoarde of fans who had gathered at Underworld 93 to see the Elementals (also hooked by Kuro, as they owed him a favor as well) and Maria Mercurial, with two local bands, Hells Bells and Hypraliqudator. The show was recorded in full suite Simsense and trideo by Street Kid records, and 60% of all profits go to Meta-ACT, a cause Rick personally believed strongly in. Available now.

In other news, notorious russian mobsters Malcom Ivelstad and Alexi Ratcovich were found dead this morning. Malcom was found in his Tacoma bar, revealed to be an illegal casino and weapon-storage facility. Lonestar captured more than 250 illegal security weapons from Eastern Europe, including several dozen M23 Assault rifles and TMP Submachineguns. Alexi Ratcovich was found dead in his Snohomish residence, among the ruins of his dining room. He had been apparantly decapitated, though the coroners offical comment was that his COD was "Massive internal hemoragging from 17 seperate bulletwounds minutes before his decapitation." He is survived by his daughter, Isabella Ratcovich, 22.

	homicidalpacman 2004-10-24 13:54 (link)
	Awww, I'm sorry about Rick. ...at least you don't have to come up with a concept album anymore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	it's Jen (Anonymous) 2004-10-28 08:56 (link)
	You are ignoring me or forgetting about me or worse, you hate me and you don't want to see me. what gives, sugar lips? I have a ride out there, I can leave whenever you decide I'm taking up too much of your air. I'm in exactly the right frame of mind to just go over to your place and knock on your door, and cry if you don't open up. Call me, goddamnit! (Reply to this) (Thread)