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I’m very much tempted to, for some unimaginable reason type ‘Survay’. If this entry deletes itself… then, I will go seriously fucking mental. *Sweet Grin* Happy Holidays.
Name on birth certificate: Angelina Jolie
Nicknames: Angie. Ang. Catwoman. Angel. Princess. Jellybean.
Screen Name: Angelina JoIie
When is your birthday?: June 4th
What is your birth year?: 1975
Eye color: Blue… ish… Green… ish… Grey… ish, Fuck it, NEXT.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Natural Hair Color: Dark DAAAARK Brown, note and praise the emphasis on the second ‘dark’.
Who do you love/like:
Blanche Sir. Ryan Doodikins. Maddox.
Who is your best friend?: Jamie. Winona. Ryan. Clea. They each have special qualities.
Who is your girl crush?: LINDA FUCKING BLAIR
Who is your boy crush?: *Purpose pause* Ryan.
Your favorite people? (Up to 10): Jamie. Maddox. My mother. Blanche. Ryan. Winona. Brittany (Even if she does hate me…). Leo. Clea. MikeCamAliNessaIsaac
Outfit: U.S. Army short sleeved shirt, Cargo pants.
Hairstyle: A mess?
Jewelry/Accessories: Underwear count? *Perverted lick of the lips*
Underwear: Sunday’s panties. *Arches brow* Christ on cocaine, of course I’m kidding.
Nail color: Generic?
Cut urself: Cut ‘urself’? …No.
Pick your nose: *Removes finger from nose* …What was that?
Lick yourself: Mrow… I like the sound of these questions. *raises hands to head*
Trying to prove: …Do I make you horny, baby?
Whine a lot: Do I!?
Yell a lot: DO I MAKE YOU RANDY? *Cough* Yell? Nah.
Hate a lot of people: Hate is a strong word. I’d go with ‘dislike’
Have too many friends: Is there such thing?
Want to die: I know what it’s like… to want to die…; No.
Have a bf/gf: Oui, Il est grand.
Do drugs: Only meds. *Raises subscriptions*
Wear dark colors: No… I’m a child of fucking light, what do you think. Cue, intriguingly innocent smile.
Dye your hair: When and if a movie role persists me to do so, Yes.
Shave strange places: No, I don’t shave my fucking pussy. *Raises Ruby the kitty puppet* She’s just tense.
~HAVE YOU EVER~
Kissed someone: …I’m an icon of virtue.
Killed someone: Other than you, Mr. Survey-man. Honey.
Been raped: …No.
Smoked: That’s history.
Gotten Drunk: Me? *Grins*
Worn rainbow: Gay Pride. *Raises the pussy posse sign*
Talked on the phone for over 3 hour: Only to Jamie. That skinny little prick could talk for Canada. J HI!
Left the country: No… I have a decoy.
Had a party with over 30 people: I didn’t host it… I vaguely recall going to one.
Taken nude pictures: *Clutches hands to her breasts* So very out of line. *Ahem*
Stolen something: …or stolen something when you have the cash?. Haven’t we all?
Caught something on fire: I was responsible for Michael Jackson’s coke accident…
Cheated on someone: No.
Wanted to cheat on someone: Never.
Asked someone out: *Rolls eyes as if she’s thinking* Once.
Been dumped: Yup.
Dumped someone: Mmhm.
Had a dream then the next day it happens: I need gum.
Kiss/Sex: Kissing while having sex. *pulls Ryan into her chest* What he said.
Short/Long Hair: As if this even matters… I’ll pass.
Preppy/Dorky/Druggie: Stereotypes… don’t even get me started. Void.
Freckles/No Freckles: *Yawn*
Hair Color: Tofu?
Hat/No hat: Anyone?
Fat/Thin: Somewhere inbetween? Fat, thin, medium, tall, short…anything and everything.
Makeup/No Makeup: None?
Holding hands/Holding 'other body parts': I’ll give a solution, we all have… *Holds up palms* Two hands; all but people like Captain Hook, but hypothetically speaking; we all do… why not, hold a hand with one, and a breast with the other. Mrow.
You Touched: Harry.
You Talked to: …Harry.
You Hugged: Clea.
You Kissed: Maddox.
Had sex with: Bingo. Ryan.
You Instant messaged: Isaac.
Who broke your heart: Billy… eh.
Arrogant: Only when I feel the need to be that sarcastic.
Insecure: Insecure? You have time to hear just how insecure I am? *deep inhale* Thought not.
Interesting: Compared to some.
Hungry: When I’m either surrounded with pizza boxes… or dreaming about being surrounded with pizza boxes. *Taps stomach*
Smart: Depending on your perception of the word. Possibly.
Moody: MOODY?. FUCK YOU, YA FUCKIN’ SQUARE, YOU HEAR THIS SURVEY CALLING ME FUCKING MOODY, WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS, FUCKING RAMBO. *Smirks* Moi?
Hard working: Yes.
Emotionally Stable: *Makes her hand shake*
Shy: As unbelievable as it seems, there was a time I’d speak to noone but my mother.
Attractive: I’d like to think I have an attractive personality, I’d pass on the looks part, but judge for yourself.
Bored Easily: … right now, for example.
Thirsty: I just polished off a large carton of OJ, what do you think?
Obsessed: OH MY SHIT, THE EXORCIST IS ON… not at all.
Angry: That sums me up.
Sad: I tend to disregard my feelings of sadness and turn them into anger, so… come up with an answer for that.
Happy: Whenever I’m with Maddox and Ryan.
Trusting: Sometimes, a little too trusting.
Ill: *Starts to make her eye twitch* Yellow submarine!
Talkative: *Cough* Next.
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