Ashton Kutcher (akutcher) wrote, @ 2003-03-25 13:55:00

Current mood:

full

Well I haven't updated this as nearly as much as I need too mainly because I never have anything to say, but I am updating so here we go. I hope you all are enjoying my new show entitled "Punk'd" HA! I am so funny on it. I think Justin Timberlake crying on TV was the highlight of the first show. Little did Timberlake know that it was Britney's idea. OOPS! She didn't want me to tell it, but ha it is true. Mandy Moore is a sweetheart. I would hit on her if we were alone in a dark room. I felt bad after I pranked her. ---I'm lying. Pranking Mandy was great!!!! It was almost better than pranking that hottie Eliza Dushku. The way that girl curses is just too hot. God, does she keep up with her journal because I would like to sleep with her too. There are so many girls here that I want to hook up with, but they all are keeping their journals up worse than I do. Brittany Murphy wants to talk to me. I don't know what she wants. She made it clear the last time we talked she didn't want to have anything to do with me. I guess she just wants to remind me again why she and I didn't work out and why we will never be together. Whatever baby, tell to me in a voice message. I need to waste my breath on someone hot like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera. Mmm blondes. All right I am out. Peace out kiddies.

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 16:18 (link)
	...the fuck? Right, forget I ever said anything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 16:31 (link)
	What did you want to tell me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 16:35 (link)
	Forget it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 16:42 (link)
	Right because it isn't important to you I bet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 16:47 (link)
	Stop assuming shit, k, thanks. Actually, I just wouldn't want you to waste your breath, when you could be talking to someone 'hot'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 17:02 (link)
	Uh, you broke up with me. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 17:06 (link)
	Uh, yeah, and I'm remembering why what does that have to do with anything? What the hell, I just wanted to talk to you, stop jumping to conclusions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 17:09 (link)
	Oh yeah tell me why did you do that? I did NOTHING but do EVERYTHING for you. Don't get jealous about who I'm kidding about Brittany. What are we in Junior High? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 17:17 (link)
	Maybe because you act like a bastard half the time? *shrugs* Whatever. Jealous? Right. That's a definite no. Excuse me for wanting to talk to you. I'll never do it again, because you seem to think that it means I want to jump back on your dick, and, hm, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topher_grace 2003-03-25 17:22 (link)
	Ashton did nothing but pamper you Brittany. You aren't about to talk about my boy like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 17:28 (link)
	Hurr. Last time I looked, you weren't there 24/7 when Ashton and I were dating, allright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topher_grace 2003-03-25 17:29 (link)
	Durr I know him way longer than you and I know how he treats people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	murphy__britt 2003-03-25 17:34 (link)
	How third grade-ish of you. I doubt you know everything about him, and you really don't know everything about our relationship, so that's your cue to stay out, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taryn___ 2003-03-25 17:31 (link)
	I do not know what planet you are living in, Ashtray. But Brittany Murphy is by far the hottest woman here. So if anyone should be talking to anyone, it should be you to her. Dont be all '::Gets dick in knot::' 'Cause she broke up with you, just accept reality, be friends and move on. Oh, and please stop dissing my girl. Thank you and Goodnight. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:14 (link)
	GET OUT OF THE KOOL-AID WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE FLAVOR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: taryn___ 2003-03-26 00:36 (link)
	.. Right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dushku_liza 2003-03-25 20:01 (link)
	I keep up my journal great, what are you talking about. >:\ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:15 (link)
	I didn't know you had one. Sup baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dushku_liza 2003-03-25 23:15 (link)
	I think you are, yo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:23 (link)
	YOU ARE HOT, WHAT DO A BROTHA GOT TO DO TO GET A HOOK UP (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dushku_liza 2003-03-25 23:24 (link)
	I AM UNTOUCHABLE SORRY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:26 (link)
	Oh well peace out I'm hitting on someone else (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dushku_liza 2003-03-25 23:26 (link)
	Ahahaha :-* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirsten_d_ 2003-03-25 20:28 (link)
	hm. im a blonde :-* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:15 (link)
	A hot one too. :-* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirsten_d_ 2003-03-26 01:05 (link)
	reeally now..? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bjeanspears 2003-03-25 23:26 (link)
	SUP (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akutcher 2003-03-25 23:28 (link)
	dlfkldsfk SUP BRIT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_jt 2003-03-26 13:05 (link)
	I was NOT crying. I was meerly... going along with the skit. Yeah. That's it. Playing along. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	j_lopez_ 2003-03-30 14:09 (link)
	Hey Ashton.. damn Im not a blonde ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	donna 2003-04-01 00:19 (link)
	hehe jlo, neither am i.. well.. kind of.. half. blond-runette. haha. it's all good in the hood, ashton's not a blond and he's a hottie boombalottie good lookin' guy ;-) how ya doin' babe? *torry|donna|c* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	livvy_tyler 2003-04-25 18:14 (link)
	Hello Gorgeous! *waves* I'm not blonde...but do I pass the test? ; ) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	frickolicious 2003-05-02 11:02 (link)
	[ could you remove me from your friends list? thanks. :) ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	x_dirrtyxtina_x 2003-08-05 12:56 (link)
	im blonde..hmmm ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)