-+- aGGie -+- (aggietha) wrote, @ 2004-10-22 11:30:00

Current mood:	going wacko na
Current music:	heartburn ~ alicia keys

Did You Know Craziness II


Reproductive System 101.

Did you know that women have a million eggs during fetal life? It disintegrated since we were born and what is left are around 500 eggs. So you would be producing 500 eggs in your lifetime.

So pag lagi kang buntis, you save 9 eggs and extend your menopausal age? Ganun ba?

Did you know that men produce billions of eggs in their lifetime, even if they become impotent and unable to perform na. The body produces sperm every 74 days.

Hmph. Hanggang sa Science, double standards. You can jackol all you want and still be able to have sperms to impregnate us women.Boo.

Did you know that a sex of a child is determined at the time of conception? And that the sexuality of a person is determined by the father, since he is the one that has the X chromosome and Y chromosome, the one that differentiates boy from girl.

So, basically, what Im trying to point out is, yun lang ang contribution nyo pag nabuntis ang babae. Yun lang. Kaya wag kayong maninisi kung pulos babae binibigay namin sa inyo, KASALANAN nyo yun no, tado!

And that the reason why there are more women than men in the world's population is that the Y chromosome (the one that contributes to the maleness of a child) has a certain weakness in the vagina's acidic environment? They are faster, but the X chromosome are more resilient.

HA! Tingnan nyo, pati sa chromosomes, napapatunayan namin na women are the stronger sex?! HA! My Instructor once joked, if you want to have a girl, douch yourself with suka, if you want to have a boy, sprite. Yak.

Did you know that cases of infertility are more on male-causes than female causes? It's true. Male sperm can be rich kunwari, but I have seen ejaculation which are all protein and no sperm. There are sperm who are so abnoy ~ double head, pin head, long head, small tail, long tail. There are sperms who are so Lolo Cesar. There are sperms who are so few.

And no, hindi to nagagamot sa balot :P Smoking makes your sperm abnoy. So beware.

Did you know that women are capable of multiple orgasms/climaxes while men reach one resolution per intercourse?

This maybe because you have no clue minsan where our G-spot is. Kaya pag nakuha nyo, naks, you make up for it. HAHAHAHA!

Did you know that the vagina you know is not really vagina? It's just the lips of the female reporductive system, the labia majora. The vagina is the tunnel. And did you know that men's testicles have to be cold/on room temperature everytime otherwise, it would not be conducive to production of sperm?

Take care of your balls Men! And exercise that tunnel Women!

Did you know that men have one opening and passageway for sperm and urine and one for feces and dicks (the anus), while women have four: the urinary meatus, a small opening where urine go, located below that clitoris and above the vagina, the vagina where dicks go and blood flow, and the anus, where feces and some dicks like to go.

Did you know that ovaries which are ripe can survive 15 hours after it has been discharged and sperm can live up to 48 hours in a woman's body? Thus, for fertilization to occur, coitus must be accomplished before 15 hours after ovulation. In 14 days after conception, women have a soul in their body already.

Point: IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD, BE CAREFUL.
And once you beget a child, it's either you consider yourself one lucky son of a bitch or one dead person. I daresay YOU ARE LUCKY. You get to meet spermy and eggy in that exact time! Think about all the sexual work and hours you put into it! Debah.

Ok.
This is not a nerdy entry.
I want you guys to be safe.
Coming up next, when spermy and eggy meet Ü

	desafinado 2004-10-22 01:34 (link)
	Very interesting and informative! Can't wait for the next installment! Spermy and Eggy, cute naman. =) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	br0wn_c0w 2004-10-22 10:33 (link)
	Hmm... this is very enlightening ehehhehe (Reply to this) (Thread)