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Antony Costa (a_costa) wrote,
@ 2003-07-24 06:01:00
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    Wow, I'm feeling very generous today. I'm gonna be taking all my stalkers (all 3 of them) out to lunch today. That's right ladies, happy meals for everyone of you! :D

    It was so hilarious what I did to Ducan today. I saw him over in the corner chatting some girl up. So I went over to him and I was like "Hey Dunc, the doctor sent over your special cream in the post today". And he was like "What the hell? What cream?"

    And then I started explaining how Dunc uses the cream for the big red rash on his arse. You should of seen how fast the lady ran away from him!! It was bloody brilliant thing of me to think of. Lee and Simon busted out laughing when I told them. Duncan is still mad at me, I could careless.

    I'm in the process of convincing Lee that if he grew his hair out long it would really scare people. Some people look good with long hair, and some people just look plain freaky. lol

    I got a new toaster oven!! *grins* Now all I have to do is learn how to work it. Where the hell is the on switch to this thing??


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wl_kian
2003-07-24 09:07 (link)
::pats back:: great joke, I bet you learnt that from the lovely-sexy-handsome Westlife lads ::nods:: I can teach you, but you will have to pay me £10 per hour :D

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:20 (link)
£10 an hour!!?! CHEAP. And I didn't learn anything from you loser lads, lol. We Blue lads always knew how to play jokes. :)

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wl_kian
2003-07-24 09:24 (link)
Ok man, you wanted! £100 per hour, let's say Im rich but I want more :D You're too hairy to think with your own brain >:* I bet you have been studying how to make good jokes.

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:28 (link)
Smart and clever people don't have to study how to make jokes! They are born with a sense of humor, something you wish you had! >:) I'm not paying you anything!! You are too stupid to even have a brain. I think last time you dyed your hair blonde (cause we all know you're really a brunette), the toxic stuff from the dye must of damages your brain. For sure. *nods*

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wl_kian
2003-07-24 09:32 (link)
stupid and idiot people like you need more manners than a class full of rebelness ::smirks:: sense of humor? what? I think you have your sense of humor in your troll's face, noone told you before you look like a smurfette? hairy smurfette. The ugly duck that noone likes cos he is too ugly to think and has only one brain cell and cant think and eat at the same time. Yeah I dye my hair but at least Im not as ugly as you ::coughs:: >;)

My brain is perfect >:D

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:42 (link)
Just take a look at your icon!!>:O You are the obvious ugly one!! No wonder you need to share a brain with Nicky, you both are slow and stupid. And Bry was right, your twin is a troll! >:)

That is if you had one, which you don't.

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wl_nicky
2003-07-24 09:44 (link)
And Bry was right, your twin is a troll!

*sobs hard* I never even said one word to you, Ant!!! YOU DAMN BLOODY TWAT! *slaps you hard* Aahh, I feel better, *grins*

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wl_kian
2003-07-24 09:47 (link)
whats wrong with my icon? Im the most beautiful guy on earth! MY TWIN IS NOT a TROLL ::tackles you down and covers you body with Westlife stickers:: We dont share the brain, you twat, you know nothing about medicine ::shakes head::

maybe its you who doesnt have a brain and also makes me wonder if you like girls or guys >:O

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a_costa
2003-07-24 10:03 (link)
Jess needs to stop lying to you about you being the most beautiful guy on earth crap. Your twin is too a troll!! >:O *rips off the westlife stickers and smacks your head with a shoe* How can you 2 not share a brain? You are both equally stupid.

Unlike you Kian, I don't check out lads. You've probably go posters of the backstreet boys or some shit. Eeeww. lmao I love ladies and only ladies!

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wl_kian
2003-07-24 10:12 (link)
Maybe you need glasses, man >:O ::kicks you ass harder:: Keep you and your rubbish with you stupid! >:( Im smarter than you, and I also have more fans than you

Thats what you think, but I have a pretty girlfriend, and you are alone and I bet your hand hurts.

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wl_bryan
2003-07-24 09:17 (link)
I'm not one of your stalkers *shudders* but I wouldn't mind you bought me lunch too *does a puppy dog face*
Have you tried to plug it in first? *shakes head*

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:22 (link)
Sorry Bry, it only free lunch for my stalkers. But maybe next I'll get you Westlife lads free lunch, Yeah fucking right! That will never happen!! lol

*pauses-thinks-stratches head* No, actually I haven't. Good idea.

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wl_bryan
2003-07-24 09:33 (link)
I didn't say Go and buy Westlife guy free lunch, I meant Go and buy me one *shakes head* You are as slow as Mark is, mate.
There, you owe me free lunch for helping you *grins*

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:38 (link)
It doesn't matter what you meant cause either way, you're not getting free lunch. And anyway, you lads are on diets. I don't want Louis coming up to me threating me cause I took you to lunch.

That was not helping. You just suggested an idea. I could of figured that out on my own! lol

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wl_bryan
2003-07-24 09:59 (link)
Everything about we are on diet is a lie *nods* No matter what I eat I always look fit *flexes-does a sexy face*
Yea man, but if you didn't find yourself the on switch you think you are clever enough to plug a toaster in? *shakes head*

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a_costa
2003-07-24 10:08 (link)
Well, I'm not getting in trouble by your diet strict manager.

How about I promise to bring you back a nice delicious...salad. Mmm, right? lmao It's healthy too. And if you want, I'll have them give you extra tomatoes. ;)

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laceynchabert
2003-07-24 09:48 (link)
Told you I wouldn't be your only stalker. [giggles]

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:57 (link)
But you're my only single stalker. My other stalkers have boyfriends. *nods*

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laceynchabert
2003-07-24 13:27 (link)
[Smiles] So that's a good thing?

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a_costa
2003-07-25 07:24 (link)
That is a very good thing. *grins*

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h__valance
2003-07-24 09:55 (link)
*spins around* weeeeee! only happy meal? *tsks* I know there is a big restaurant in Tiffany's lmao, I could buy you something *grins*

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a_costa
2003-07-24 09:59 (link)
You want me to go spend all my money on a big fancy restaurant? But come one! Happy meals come with free toys inside! And I know you ladies love that stuff! :D lmao

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h__valance
2003-07-24 10:27 (link)
erm...yes? you are rich *grins-winks* You don't know about ladies, ladies like jewellery and clothes *shakes head* *screams for you*

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a_costa
2003-07-25 07:28 (link)
Just cause I got money, doesn't mean I wanna spend at some exspensive high class restaurant. *shakes head*

Jewellery? Cloths? Why can't ladies like more cool things like beer or football season tickets. *smiles and nods*

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natashahamilton
2003-07-24 17:49 (link)
Erm..what? Happy Meals?? Do you think your stalker no.1 does fancy Happy meals?? *shakes head* I know you can take us out to a lovely and expensive great restaurant >:)

Hmmm, wasn't it enclosed operating instructions for the toaster?

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a_costa
2003-07-25 07:23 (link)
Oh, think about it! Great restaurants are crowded and filled with stuck up rich people. But at McDonalds, it's nice and comfortable surrounding. And if you guys are good, I might let you play in that McDonalds playhouse! *grins*

What are instructions? *is confused*

lmao Nah, I'm kidding. Nope I can't find the instructions. Either that or I lost them. :X

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natashahamilton
2003-07-25 10:26 (link)
But girls love crowed and expensive places *nods* McDonalds is so not! Erm...I think I'm too old to play in that playhouse *coughs* If I squeeze my bum into it and I can't come out of there? no, no *shakes head*

*laughs* Something that helps you out how to use a toaster (sp?)?? *sigghhhs* If you lost them then you are lost too :O

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l_ryan
2003-07-25 03:09 (link)
the joke was brilliant, Ant, only one thing, dont try it to me or you'll die >:-)b You cant convince me mate.

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a_costa
2003-07-25 07:17 (link)
*laughs* Ah, mate I wouldn't do that to you. Unless you made me mad, but that never happens often. ;)

Lee, I'm am being 100% truthful here, if you grow your hair out you'll look more like a crazed hippie then a cool elf.

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l_ryan
2003-07-25 07:32 (link)
ok mate, I gave you a warning, thats all ;-)

its ok then, I can always wear hippie clothes and scream freedom for everybody or run naked on the streets.

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a_costa
2003-07-25 07:37 (link)
You never know, I might pull a bit of a joke on you come April fools day. ;P

*dies laughing* Oh don't do that, it would scare me, the rest of the lads, our fans, and anyone else who sees you!

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l_ryan
2003-07-25 07:41 (link)
I can always smack your head and tell everybody your plastic surgery didnt come out very well :-)

ok I will do it for you and the fans, for keep my sexyness clear.

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