Kirsten Dunst (_kiki) wrote, @ 2003-06-05 19:58:00

Mtv Movie Awards tonight. Woohoo! Everyone else was doing it and it was funny, so I did it. Sit back. Relax. Listen to my story.




FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named TOBEY. He was RAPIDLY SLEEPING in the FUNNY forest when he met SEXY JAMES, a run-away STRIPPER from the LOUD Queen ELIZA .

TOBEY could see that SEXY JAMES was hungry so he reached into his TUPERWARE and give him his FUNNY VEGETABLE. SEXY JAMES was thankful for TOBEY's VEGETABLE, so he told TOBEY a very HORNY story about Queen ELIZA 's daughter KIRSTEN. How her mother, the LOUD Queen ELIZA , kept her locked away in a STRIP JOINT protected by a gigantic MOUSE, because KIRSTEN was so CUTE.

TOBEY RAN. He vowed to SEXY JAMES the STRIPPER that he would save the CUTE KIRSTEN. He would DANCE the MOUSE, and take KIRSTEN far away from her eveil mother, the LOUD Queen ELIZA , and HUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOT EARTHQUAKE and SEXY JAMES the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOUSE from his story. LOUD Queen ELIZA LAUGHED out from behind a CONDOM and struck TOBEY dead. In the far off STRIP JOINT you could hear a KERPLOP.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com



What did we learn children? Tobey Maguire is a porn star. I am cute. James Franco is sexy. Eliza likes to laugh behind condoms and can only be defeated by a good humping.

	eternal_eliza 2003-06-05 20:07 (link)
	HAHA OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HUMPING THING?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kiki 2003-06-06 20:35 (link)
	Hehe, mine is the best. It's common knowledge about the humping thing, muha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eternal_eliza 2003-06-07 07:23 (link)
	Haha maybe Who told?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_franco 2003-06-05 22:05 (link)
	That was the best one yet, and probably the closest to real life. -strips- (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kiki 2003-06-06 20:35 (link)
	Woo! Goo me! -sticks a dollar in your thong- (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeym 2003-06-06 00:04 (link)
	ditto to James. *laughs* Thanks for making me a porn star. Its been years since I did that. Memories...haha. and you are more than cute. You are definately sexy. *winks* and I need to talk to you on IM. How can I see you every day but never talk to you online. next time you and I are on...I am going to hit on IM you. -Tobey (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kiki 2003-06-06 20:37 (link)
	Too long since you've been a porn star. I miss your great movies, hehe. Aww thanks, Tobe. Seriously though, IM me next time you're on. I need to talk to my Tobey more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_s 2003-06-06 01:46 (link)
	Yea forget me but I know you love me (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_kiki 2003-06-06 20:38 (link)
	I didn't forget! There was just no room. You wuv me too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pop_life_mods 2003-06-07 01:46 (link)
	If you're going to post things such as surveys, quizzes, multiple images/graphics, and other "pointless" fun internet things, please put them being a cut tag. (Reply to this) (Thread)