Avril Lavigne (_avril__) wrote, @ 2003-03-23 13:36:00

Current mood:	restless
Current music:	Clocks - Coldplay

obviously evan is very hot when he is drunk i don't see how any of you could have missed that last night, actually he is very hot anyway but it takes a wine cooler to break the ice. i do not understand how he doesn't like those, i mean the ones that don't taste like medicine are just fun and they get you tipsydrunk, so what's to hate really?

marion was even hotter than usual in her wedding dress yesterday, i think i will kidnap her and make her wear it every day for the rest of her life, or i would anyway if zac would let me which he won't. oh well, he's oklahoman it figures. i don't care michelle and i have come to the conclusion that he is the luckiest man ever because he gets to spend the rest of his life with her, and come on who doesn't want to sleep next to marion for the rest of forever? i really am done being sappy i promise, god what is with me today

michelle has been through too much lately and i would kick asses for her but i'm not anywhere near the people who need to be murdered in their sleep. i can arrange that though, i heard that 50 cent thinks i'm hot. actually i made that up but i have decided that michelle is all mine because i will never break her heart :-*

that's mostly because she actually admits to loving canadians, see:

im miss chelle: i love canadians

so there you have it folks it is undeniable she is mine back off

jessica harp and the girls from lillix need journals, i am obsessed with tasha ray's voice and jessica harp is michelle's friend so i want to meet her just so i can make it perfectly clear that she is mine.

EDIT tasharay_evin and laceylee_evin i love it when people obey me

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:00 (link)
	hahaha avril. you know how to make a girl feel loved. lets get married. and we will both wear marions wedding dres.. no you can wear it and i will wear my best man dress that i love so much. i almost slept in it last night. i love it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:02 (link)
	we will end up like that lady from great expectations who never takes her wedding dress off and it gets old and yellow and nasty and eventually catches fire and kills her but i am all about the michelle, i can't resist your spelling of dress. i am going to spell it dres every time from now on (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:04 (link)
	i spell like nobodys business. like "what you do anout me". people who came up with the spelling of words are on crack. everyone knows its anout and dres and dirrrty and yeash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:07 (link)
	i still say todo los que haces and the mandarin version of pretty boy are the best ever, have you seen the video for girl in your dreams because marion is really cute at the end wait she is always cute i have to go watch it now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:12 (link)
	no i will download it now i am jealous of her boobs is "what you do anout me" though... moly holy they are huge (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:13 (link)
	i know it isn't fair is it we all know that mirror mirror is zac's favorite video because marion has sex in the grass HA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:16 (link)
	haha hot. the hell? i have to pee for the 2943 millionth time today (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:18 (link)
	i know, you really have to get the regular version of everything though because at the end of the day you went away she divebombs marit and it's great i want a norwegian accent now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:22 (link)
	hahaha marit died.. *sobs* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:27 (link)
	WHAT NO (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:29 (link)
	she doesnt come around anymore (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:36 (link)
	oh i thought you meant literally, don't ever scare me like that again that would SUCK (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:41 (link)
	lol. silly canadian. norwegians are silly too. girl in yoru dreams and mirror mirror have the same clips in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 15:52 (link)
	girl in your dreams is a montage believe me i am the expert (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_chelle 2003-03-23 15:55 (link)
	hehe werd (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	e_david 2003-03-23 17:07 (link)
	>:o what the hell aim hates me. hey no, you're hotter when you're drunk... and always. i'm ugly when i'm drunk what are you talking about? heh (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 17:12 (link)
	what the hell doesn't it know that isn't cool you can't be ugly its one of those universal impossibilities (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	e_david 2003-03-23 17:41 (link)
	this icon is for you haha really.. i think you need to win the grammies and nobel peace prize.. is that it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 17:43 (link)
	ahahah which one is for you? i forgot i was drunk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	e_david 2003-03-23 17:53 (link)
	That I don't know about, but they're all hot (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 18:05 (link)
	as hot as lillix? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	e_david 2003-03-23 20:30 (link)
	No, never (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 21:29 (link)
	oh die >:o (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	e_david 2003-03-24 19:12 (link)
	i really do love you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-24 19:13 (link)
	wait how do you mean that, like in an "i'm in love with you" way or in an "oh you're so great i love you" way (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laceylee_evin 2003-03-23 17:49 (link)
	the girls from lillix need journals, i am obsessed with tasha ray's voice Hi ;). I'm not Tasha-Ray but I am Lacey-Lee (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 17:51 (link)
	you are a keyboardist and that is hot (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laceylee_evin 2003-03-23 18:05 (link)
	You are the singer and guitarist kind of (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tasharay_evin 2003-03-23 21:47 (link)
	You win. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-23 21:50 (link)
	I DO OH MY FUCK I DO? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laceylee_evin 2003-03-24 08:13 (link)
	I need to bow down to you ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_avril__ 2003-03-24 14:33 (link)
	WHAT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)