She never stumbles, she's got no place to fall (___insatiable) wrote, @ 2011-07-12 12:12:00

"My shoulders are tight."
"There's a stretch you can do for that."
"I stretch every day. They're still tight."
"Yeah but there's a really good stretch for that. You take a rope, tie it around your neck and then throw the other end over a beam and just chill there for an hour. Takes the tightness right out."
"I hate you."