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Five years on, here's a quiz to update nobody that gives a cunting shit. [ a b o u t m e ] [name ] : Neil. Or Phyllis. You choose. [ birthday ] : September 6th, 1976 [ location ] : Canterbury, England. [ height ] : 5'9" [ siblings ] : Bolb and Dawn. [ pets ] : None. Des is now departed, a ghost cat chasing shadows. [ eye color ] : Hazel. [ hair color ] : Dark brown [ best feature(s) ] Eyes. And possibly arms. [ artistic? ] : In a writing sense, yes. [ boyfriend/girlfriend now ] : Nope. [ crush ] : I don't know. [ color of your room ] : It's light blue. [ hobbies ] : Shooting pears, gobbing into a bin and setting it alight, running into a retirement home with a klaxon. [ what were you doing 15 mins ago ]: Laughing at some old shit I wrote. How narcissistic of me. In a writing way. [ what are you wearing now ] : Some t shirt what I got in Camden, some new jeans (First in a long time, actually), and boxers. [ you drink ] : Yes. Too much. [ you shy or outgoing ] : That depends who i'm talking to. [ had fun this summer ]: Not really. [ feature you notice first ]: Eyes. Backs. Hair. [ looks/personality ] : Well, there are variances. I find someone a lot sexier if they are well intelligent and that. [ piercings ] : None. [ tan or fair ] : What, my preference? Not bothered, mate. [ age difference limit ] : Couldn't give a pig's anus. [ smart/dumb ] : Smart. I like smart ladies. [ funny/serious ]: I oscillate wildly between the two. I can be very silly, often completely inappropriately, and vice versa. [ m o r e a b o u t m e... ] [ chocolate milk, or hot chocolate ] : Chocolate milk [ mcdonalds or burger king ] : Fuck you. [ coke or pepsi ] : I'd rather have some nice milk, thanks. [ would you wanna marry your best friend, or the perfect lover ] : Well, my best friend is related, so it would have to be the latter, wouldn't it? [ tea/coffee/cappuccino ] : Tea [ cats or dogs ] : Cats [ milk, dark, or white chocolate? ] : White. [ sunny or rainy ] : Rainy. [ summer/spring ] : Don't like 'em. Autumn all the way, mate. [ vanilla or chocolate ] : Chocolate [ biking or blading ] : I don't care for either. [ cereal or toast ] : Cereal [ fav. genre of music ] : Dirty rock. [ bunk or water bed ] : A bed full of my own piss. [ r e l a t i o n s... ] [ Best friend(s) ] : Bolb, Richi. [ Friends that you look like ] : I don't. I look like me. Like a cubist portrayal of a berk as viewed in a hall of mirrors. [ Who you go to for advice the most ] : My ex girlfriends. I don't know why. They're just pretty smart, I suppose. That's why I went out with them. Natch. [ should talk to more ] : Jim Pigballs. I don't know. [ skinniest ] : Gasman. Doesn't exist. [ loudest ] : Grimau. Does exist. [ craziest ] : Sarah, perhaps. She's quite, quite insane. [ funniest ] : Bolb. [ nicest ] : They're all nice. [ shortest ] : Zoe. [ tallest ] : BEN and TIM, the ents out of LORD OF THE CHRISTING RINGS. [ changed your life the most ] : Suzanne JS. [ f a v e s...] [ color ] : Black. [ movie ] : Alien. [ subject ] : English. [ ocean or pool ] : Ocean. [ laugh or cry ] : Both. [ silver or gold ] : Silver. [ diamonds or pearls ] : Pearls. [ sunset or sunrise ] : Sunset [ showers or baths ] : Showers [ food ] : Chicken. [ snack ]: Pasta things. [ card game ] : Fuck the Queen! [ all-time song ] : "Misty", by Ella Fitzgerald. [ current song ] : "Faster", by the Manics. It's old, but I listen to it a lot. [ rap song ] : Rap has been shit since 50 Cent fucked it free of all meaning. [ holiday ] : I want to go to America. Or Japan. [ movie star ] : I find them mostly dull. It's like they think they're someone else or something. Jerkoffs. [ magazine ] : Pfft. [ tv show ] : Twin Peaks. [ Disney character ] : Fuck Disney. [ animal ] : Cats. [ drink ] : Guinness [ cologne ]: I rarely wear it. I don't know why. [ perfume ] : What do I care? It does nothing for me, sons. [ brand of sneaker ] : Sigh... [ activity ] : Wanking while parachuting. [ fruit ] : Bananas [ juice ] : Pineapple. [ d o y o u ...? ] [ do you like school ] : When I noticed girls existed, yes. Not that it did me any fucking good at the time, lolzorz. [ do you like to talk on the phone ] : Not really. [ do you have your own phone line ] : Jen me flatmate does. But I hardly use it. [ do you like to dance ] : I would love it a lot more if I didn't smoke or drink. I want to do salsa. But it would take a lot to control vices. Perhaps that would be a good reason, no? [ l a s t t i m e y o u ... ] [ last time u showered ]: Yesterday. [ went running] : I generally don't. [ worked out ] : I work out by working, mate. [ danced like a frickin idiot ] : Not for a while. [ went to a movie ] :December 2003. Still the case. I fucking hate cinemas. [ talked on the phone ] : Yesterday, to Georgia, about some order or something. [ wished u were sumbody else ] : I never have done. Ironic, when you consider my difficulties with myself. [ r a n d o m... ] [ where would you love to travel to? ] : America. I have a lot of people to see. [ whats ur middle name? ] : Alan. [ is ur hair color natural? ]: Yes. [ do u have a cell phone? ] : Yes. [ whats ur online screen name ] : Zoo3ropa [ what do u want to do with your life? ] : Have lots of sex and love and shit, yeah? [ last time u went bowling ] : With some friends, in about 2007. I got a strike and everything. [ are u any good at bowling ] : I was alright. [ last time u went to the doctor ] : Last year, for a ball scan. That means testicles. Everything appears to be fine. [ do u have a credit card ] : No. [ do u consider urself a "nice" person ] : Yes, but slightly temperamental. [ last book ] : Charlie Brooker's The Hell Of It All. [ are u stressed out? ] : Not really. There's no point anymore. [ do u believe in angels? ] : Nope. [ what are u driving now? ] : A clown's car, into a school crowd. [ do u think ur spoiled? ] : No. [ do u like mustard? ] : Yes I do. [ ketchup? ] : Yes, I like it. For fuck's sake. [ mayo? ] : Yes. [ have u seen the exorcist? ] : Nope. [ how bout dumb & dumber? ] : Yes. [ ever been skydiving? ] : No. [ number of piercings ] : None. Well, that was a massive waste of time. Be you later. Post a comment in response: |
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