Funny as Fuck
Jesus where do i start. Today was a day of days. It all started when i woke up at like 230. Man when school starts im gonna be so fucked. School sucks anyways so i dont care. I thought by waking up that late that my night was gonna be pretty uneventful. Man was i fucking way off. Jenn said she was having a couple of people over to her house. I might have gone but I ended up at Eric's shooting stick with Dan, Kevin, Tim, Brian, and Totten. Man it felt real good to be doing shit with everyone again. So I call Jenn to see what she was doing and she decides to bring Giovanna, Crystal, and herself over to Eric's house where we proceed to file downstairs to play some more pool. Then we begin to talk about how noone likes nikki. I mean noone. Everyone that was their didn't like him. Which is funny beacuse he thinks the total opposite. Then I don't remember who came up with this idea of devillish immaturity, but the idea of egging Nikki's house came up. Naturally everyone thought it would be cool. So Eric and Totten went in the truck and me, Jenn, Crystal, and Giovanna rode in Crystal's jeep to meet Eric at jewel. We bought some eggs and headed to Nikki's. After pelting the shit out of Nikki's house we run for the cars we run off and get to the cars. Eric and Totten go back to Eric's house while us other 4 head to Krispy Kreme to hassle Nikki. It was cool for a while and then we walked through the drive-thru, which was god damn funny, and got two free donughts. That was sweet. Kari was supposed to meet Jenn at her house so Kari called Jenn and Kari met us at Krispy Kreme. We all went back to Eric's house to hang out. You would think that this was the night and that we would just be spending the rest of the night indoors. Well you thought wrong you idiot. pashaw. After everyone left me and eric went upstairs to hang out for a bit. I got hungry as usual so we decided to go to the Avalon casue that is the onlypalce that is open that late(2 o'clock). We get their and order our food and then Eric's dad walks in and sits his ass down on those stools at the bar and shatters our ideas of a simple get out and back in job. We ponder waiting till he leaves till we leave even if that would have taken forever. Just when we cant think of any ideas of how to get out a little ringy ringy comes from the pocket of Eric. It is Giovanna and Crystal. They decide to take after us with a little rebellion and come visit us at the Avalon. Not being seen by his dad yet me and Eric agree that he will check the girls out when they come in. We thought right. When they got their his eyes were cemented to their asses. When they sat down we talked for a while and then they turned on a light bulb and offered to pay for us. This was our chance out. Now that we wouldn't be waitng to pay erics dad wouldnt see us. They payed for us and we slithered out to find the side of erics car plastered with egg. God damn italian Nikki. Still mad casue the italians lost the war he decided to get back at eric by egging his car. We go to his house to call him out but when we knock at his window he runs to his daddy and gets him to chase us outside. We go to hide in his car and his dad catches us in their.. We feed him the same bullshit about being sorry and that shit. Secretly vowing to get Nikki back for his treachery. Anyways me and Eric retired to the batcave and layed down our devil hats. What a night for america. Although we were caught by the fiendish italians they knew little of our future escapades. To sum up my night/morning MUSSOLINI SUCKS. I'm out.
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