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| Current music: | Britney Spears- Oops! I Did It Again |
random babble... labored breathing
I have a decrepid man-hand that's taking over my left hand. A stupid guy called this morning asking about chinchillas at 7 in the morning. Anyway, I was choking on tooth paste, and blood started oozing out because he called while I was brushing my teeth- in my sleep. I started making hissing sounds at him. He sounded very interested in the chinchillas' death rate. Anyway, crusty lips approached me from across the coutyard with her stupid bulbous head and damn crusty lips. But anyway, she was sporting a new hideous bowl-cut for a giant tumor encrusted big bulbous head. She lives in the sewer. She's hideous. She asked me to hold the doors open for her... stupid bitch. I hope she dies a horrible death. Oh yeah, she showed me a picture of her boyfriend who apparently was alive in the 50s. That's all
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