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i hope you never fade as you drift through my veins shine on
last i had to go to this going away party thing for one of my many family members, and it was at a vfw, but in the basement. but upstairs there was a show, and i was soo temped just to go to that instead. lol. but i was allowed to leave after about 45 minutes of toture. lol. almost got lost going to petes house. hung out with him and john and we all went to the mall. then we went back to his house. today i tried to sleep in, but nooo everyone just had to come in and bother me. went over to petes house had some yummy dinner and took eric to work and then i came home. im bored. my dad made my mom get out of bed and call my cell phone at like 12:30 cuz he didnt think i was home cuz i was down here on the computer. tomorrow me and amanda going to the mall and i think were going to the show at eugenes.
You know ur from south jersey when...
You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore"
yes indeed
In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep
wa wa watch out for the tram car please x's 1002542
You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality.
best ones are on south street
When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.
its amazing when we get snow and it doesnt melt in 10 minutes
You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.
no but i do know tausif zamon lol
You've actually found the Echelon Mall.
yea
Your uncle is in the mafia.
no italian so no
You or your friends have Lyme Disease.
RT lol
You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.
yeah we have soo many of them
You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.
if you dont thats sad
You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.
beccas related to him lol
One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand.
not exactly lol
You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.
no but we have one lol
Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff.
depends lol
Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence of African-Americans and racist rednecks.
of course we have millions of skin heads lol
You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark.
or at least lock the doors and put the windows up and the close sunroof lol
Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.
love pollen
You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.
yes
Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.
hahah
You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.
yes i do
You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey.
haha
You worked at a blueberry farm when you were 13.
i go to school in the blueberry capital of the world st joe wut lol
You played soccer from Kindergarten through high school.
no lol but know people who have
You've counted the number of titty bars on the Black Horse Pike.
soo many lol
You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.
always lol
Your middle school hangout was the mall.
or the movies
You have an unusable, piece-of-shit boat in your front yard.
we have a nice piece in the other side of my yard lol
You once skipped school and went to Wildwood.
skipped school and went to mcdonalds lol
You're Italian.
nope
You know where to get the best bagel.
yeahh
You've called someone an "asshole" to their face at the Philly airport.
no
You say "water" weird.
yeah
Even your school made good Italian subs, but you call them hoagies.
wtf is a sub
You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.
haha
You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake or volcano.
no we've had a mini earthquake one time lol
You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.
lol
You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.
yea, but i wouldnt recomment shopping there lol
You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.
if i went to public school, but we get off for a shit load of other things lol
You take day trips to New York City.
used to
The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.
allllll the businesses in hammonton
You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.
yup
In the woods behind your house, you can find couches, washing machines, and shoes.
wouldnt say all those things but you can find some interesting things back there
You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood.
go down the street to capncats lol
You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.
used to lol
You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potato chips, and Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.
and other good junk food lol
You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.
lol
You know New Years is all about the Mummers and the Polar Bear club.
of course
You smoke Parliament Lights.
im gonna have to go with a no on that one lol
You go to the local Fire Department barbeque in June.
nah
Down the road, in the middle of nowhere, is an Egyptian restaurant and a custard stand with a minature golf course.
like 10 minutes
You know what custard is in South Jersey.
yea
You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)
yeah you can
In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.
no, gonna be working at wawa soon lol
Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.
nope
One time, a sea gull shit all over your head.
never had that happen sadly lol
You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."
yea
You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".
representin 856
Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen.
probably lol
You know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.
when isnt it like that
There's a fruit and vegetable stand down the road.
yup, every 2 feet
You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.
yeah
You scoff at tourists in Philadelphia.
lol
Your town has an online commmunity.
uhh, i dunno
At least one person brings Big Fizz to a party.
sureeee
You go to another state and sit at a gas station wondering when the people will come out to pump your gas.
yea they should really do that for you
You have your own bucket for carmel corn refills.
best popcorn lol
You know that no matter how much they put into the Camden waterfront Camden is still Camden.
its never gonna be nice
You have to mail your relocated friends tastykakes.
no cant so i do
You think North Jersey is a different state and South Jersey deserves its own secession.
yeahhh
Your high school prom was at the Camden Aquarium or The Mansion in Voorhees.
it changes every year, delseas was at adelphias
You have season passes to Great Adventure.
no
You refuse to call Hoagies "subs."
yeah
You know where Olga's Diner is on rt 70.
yes i do go by it every other week
You are tired of people not believing you're from jersey because you don't have a New York accent.
yeah
You drive by a farm every time you get in the car.
live down the street from like 897456213
You know what "jimmies" are and refuse to call them anything else.
jimmies are the long ones and sprinkles are the little ball things, and they arent in jersey
Eastern Regional High School has a rip list every year!
hahaha
Your neighbor is either a painter, a plumber, a builder, or an electrician with a work truck in the driveway.
haha yes he is, hes a fence builder guy and the other one if a printer guy and does everything else known to man kind lol
You have crossed all 5 bridges into Philly at one point in your life.
yup
You take day trips to philly to walk on South Street.
yeah
You have had a near or close call experiences hitting a deer with your car.
many times
You run around in the nearest patch of woods and play paint ball with your buddies.
play it in my backyard lol
You've considered renaming "the Garden State" to "the Hoagie State"
no, but ok
You have a story about the "Hell Hole" ride in Wildwood.
my moms told me stories
You remember the ducks in the middle of Cherry Hill Mall.
no but seems like a funny story to tell
You call the Berlin Farmer's Market the Berlin Auction or the Auction.
yeah
You took your report card to Clementon Park for free tickets.
and chucke cheeses lol
You've had some of the best parties in a field.
backyards
Other people dont know what funnel cake and water ice is because everyone else calls it fried dough and slush.
water ice and slushes are two completely different things lol
You went "diner hopping" till the sun came up.
no but my sister has lol
You don't acknowledge that it is tomorrow until either you go to sleep or the sun comes up.
yup still saturday right now
You know where to buy a katana for less than $50.
ac
You go on dates to diners and arcades.
lol not the arcade
You have empty Wawa half gallon iced tea bottles all over your car and room.
haha yeah
You've ever driven around aimlessly for hours with your friends saying "So, whatta we doin?"
good times
You've ever said the phrase "look at fricken MacGyver over here!"
nah
You know the difference between the train and the speedline.
yupp
The term "I think of you as a brother" turns into a whole family tree.
yea
You ever drove all the way to the shore just to walk around for 5 minutes then drive back.
yeah
Your memories of places all consist of what you did there once when you were fucked up.
hahhaa noo, but do have memories but we didnt go anyways lol
You ever went over someone's house to hang out with their mom.
hang out with petes mom when i get there and hes not there lol and i hung out with amandas mom one time lol
You have a knife collection, a PS2, a cell phone, a pager, and a computer but you can't afford to get your car fixed
dont have knifes, have ps and xbox, cell phone, no pages, and a computer but i dont buy for any of them and my car does need to be fixed lol
One of your hangouts is a parking lot.
delsea parking lot lol
You say "'lanic city", instead of Atlantic City.
yup no need for the a and t
You can't get that sand out of your toes no matter how long it's been there.
yup lol
You haven't been able to find a decent stromboli since moving out of South Jersey.
still live here
You've seen a shack with a satellite dish.
yup good ol'e franklinville
You know that a Jug Handle is both a feature of the highway and a bar that looks like someone's house in Maple Shade
lol yup
You know of at least 3 bars where you know they won't card you.
yeah
You lived near a "crick" not a creek.
no
You don't recognize any one at your family reunion.
yes!!!
You say "gimme" instead of give me, or "com' mer" instead of come here.
yeahh
You know a Chrissy and we all know she's gotten around!
and i really do
You think we should sell north "Joisey" to New York for $24.
yeah we should
Everyone eventually starred at the Latin Casino.
suree
You never could figure out which was the Black Horse Pike or The White Horse Pike.
i do know
You're a female and have beaten the crap out of at least one guy who wasn't your brother.
haha yes indeed
You ever taken your parents car while they were asleep or away, before you were old enough to drive.
i drove it in the driveway and parking lots lol
You ever cut your foot on a broken bottle in a local stream.
nah
You have gotten bad poison ivy from hiding in a bush to make weird noises at the people passing by.
got it but not from that
There is a dead body somewhere in or near the stream by your house.
no but a guy or 2 got killed at the skating rink 2 minutes away from my house and a house 3 minutes away from my house got killed too
You have to drive at least 30-60 minutes to get to work in order to make more than $10 an hour.
know people who do
You know what "pulling a camper" means and do it publicly when it is necessary.
no lol
You know that a "Yield" sign is merely a suggestion.
of course you dont need to really pay attention to them
You've considered going to your high school late at night to check for ghosts in the halls rumoured haunted.
delsea deff has them, and they like to make the spanish porn stuff come on the radio in that boz thing on the bleachers lol
You think pit bulls are harmless.
most of them
You don't think you have an accent.
i dont think i do but bill thinks i say hammonton and spanish funny
Half your high school went to Camden County College.
the highschool in my town lol
You know what the song "V-town" is about.
no
Your front yard is made out of stones.
used to be now its black top
Everything is "twenty minutes away". If you ask how long it takes to get any place in South Jersey, the person always says, "about twenty minutes". To get to a mall, "Oh, about 20 minutes". To get to the airport, "Mmm, about 20 minutes." To get from Runnemede to Philly, "Only about 20 minutes". Try it. Only the shore areas take more than "twenty minutes". They're usually "an hour and twenty minutes."
i thought every was 45 minutes away lol
Thrift shopping with friends is an event.
yuppp
You've intentionally stood in front of the tram car, and you're upset that it no longer stutters.
yeah!!! lol
You remember the old Morey's Pier before the fire.
no too young for that one
Your parents gave in and bought you a hermit crab when you were down the shore.
no lol
You curse off three drivers in two minutes.
yeah
You went to StoryBook Land as a kid.
love that place lol
You haven't moved out of state soley for the reason you know the food is that bad everywhere else.
no lol
WHIPOORWILL!! WHIPOORWILL!!
sure..
You know the one-day sale at JC Penny's really lasts three.
yup lol
You live in a "dry town" and every road out of it has a liquor store at the town border.
egg harbor lol
Every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.
lol
Your big elementary school trip was to Springdale Farms.
no
You know what the conductor is going to say for every stop on the PATCO HighSpeedline.
no
Your neighborhood has a name that ties people together, as in "the kids"
f-ville
Your shoes have turned black from being in Pennsauken.
lol
You know at least 5 people who work at a prison.
like 3
You say "porta reeko" instead of puerto rico, as it should be pronounced.
yeahh
You go to college and describe where you live in reference to how far you are from Cherry Hill.
i do that now, but its glassboro lol
You come home from college for christmas break and 75% of your HS graduating class is at the same diner you are at 3am.
not yet
You aren't scared of the speed line.
never been on it but ive been onthe train and not scared of that and that was to ny
You don't even care when you leave your door unlocked.
i dont ever lock my car lol
More than one of your friends has spent more than a week at your house.
yeah
You've lived in a row home.
no but ive been to one lol
Making left turns just doesn't feel right anymore.
sure
You have a super secret place to sled that in better than anywhere else in town!
yeah my backyard shh
You remember The Garden State Race Track and the day it burnt to the ground and all the tons of ashes that fell for miles.
no but i do remember when winzinger burnt down and my backyard was cover in ashes lol
You can spend the day at the Berlin Auction shopping at the outside flea market.
yeah
Jeet?" makes sense when you hear it.
no
The only thing you can play on guitar is "Stairway to Heaven"
dont play guitar but i play piano and tried to learn it
You were amazed Moorsetown was on MTV Cribs.
yeahhhh
A member of your family does not have all of their teeth.
haha
You know Voorhees used to be known as Kirkwood.
no
You had a birthday party at Xhilarama.
no
You've been to 2 or more festivals named after some kind of fruit (strawberry, apple, blueberry, lima bean).
yeah
You're astounded when a friend that moves tells you theres not a Wawa nor CVS withen a 10 mile radius of them.
lol
Going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when you're bored.
yeahhh
You think Amish people are amazing.
me and michelle think theyre scary lol
Your whole school knows when each water ice place opens, and the line goes on forever!
yeah
You would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states.
probably
Summer is a process, not a season.
sure
You've ever been to Wheaton Village.
omg all the time lol
You know which places were built on indian burial grounds.
know a few
You've slept behind a Wawa.
nah
You remember Caldor.
yeah
You've had a dinner with your friends for less than $3.
yup lol
You don't know that in every other state, people get their liscenses when they're 16.
yeah i do know and it isnt cool
Everyone you know has had Confirmation but never goes to church.
yeah
After seeing a movie at the Ritz, you hang out at Tunes and then play Scrabble at Coffeeworks.
not ritz but regal or ua and no scrabble but do like tunes and it would be the coffee house
You know all of the "back roads" to get everywhere and prefer them to the expressway.
yeah so much easier
You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.
yeah
You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach.
lol
You go to Delaware to buy smokes.
petes mom does lol
You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.
yup
You can smell and know when it's low tide.
yeah
You remember the bad gypsy moth years.
yeah they infested my whole backyard
You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.
the library
You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries.
cheese and that viniger stuff
You get three 50's in a row when you play skeeball.
yeah cuz we beast at that game lol
Donald Trump is mentioned at least daily in your local paper.
probably
alright that was extremly and kinda amusing lol. sleep.
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