Remy (xremyx) wrote, @ 2009-10-26 02:31:00

Karma's a bitch
So, I've been pretty sick...
I've actually been really messed up...
I'm on the path to being better, though.

Because of midterms, I don't have much time to blog about funny things.
What's there to blog about, things that made me angry?

I think I should journal about something horrible, and very embarassing.
Why? Because it's funny.....

So, I don't know if anyone remembers.. or read past this entry,
but I made a comment about how I was going to hell recently.
That girl who supposedly got dystonia because of a flu shot? Yeah? Yeah? No.
Karma came back and raped me today...

After a late night last night, I finally got to bed.
Being all wired after work made it hard to sleep.

Anyway, 10AM, the weirdest thing happens.
I'm half-awake, half-asleep...
Apparently, my legs were in a very awkward position.
I decided to turn and the weirdest thing happened...
I completely pulled my calf... I got the charlie horse from hell.
I was in so much pain... my calf has never strained itself so crazy.

The whole episode lasted an entire 8 minutes or so.
15 minutes later I got back to bed... I was tired,
and I thought I could get maybe another hour of sleep.

My mom called me around noon, she needed me to add water to a beef stew.
When I turned to pick up the phone, I pulled my other calf.
This one wasn't as bad, I'd learned from my last episode.
But I also pulled the other leg a little bit too...

I've been sore as hell the whole day.
I feel like I just powerwalked, like 4 miles.

I get out around 12:30 or so.....
I pretty much limped into the kitchen.
Each step forward incredibly painful.

Around this point, I remember the horrible comment I made about that girl.
My brother asks me, "What's wrong?"
All I had to say was, "I've got Crunk's disease."
He laughed so hard he choked on his spit.
My other brother had a laughing fit as well when he finally got it.

Either way, I've gotten the last laugh.
That's just how we do in da hood.

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