*Kristen* (xpixiegirlx) wrote, @ 2004-01-08 17:17:00

.lyrics like whoa.
"distance makes a heart grow fonder..but honey you dont have to wander..to make me say those three words"

"it may be a long time,
a long time indeed
i may not be the friend you want,
i'm the friend that you need "

"How come your lame ass rich friends
All turned and ran
When I threw a fistful of firecrackers
In a ceiling fan "

"Well I seen gal from east and I seen gal from west but I must confess you is
the biggest mess yet
With your oversized breast, undersized dress
Give it a rest cause, were not impressed
Take your oversized breast gal and shook dem in
Your causin a disturbance upon the ska scene
Gal like you coulda neva be my queen
Could neva Selah or neither Steve
Gal you get me ma ma madda madda mad and crazy
Gal you get me ma ma madda madda mad and crazy
Gal you get me Gal you get me Gal you get me "

"Well I picked you up it was our first date.
I washed my dick and promised your daddy that I wouldn't have you out too late.
Then we went down [we went to a] nice secluded place
things got heavy, it smelled like soup, but still you wanted me to bury my face

(chorus: Menowannalikki-U, Menowannalikki-U, Menowannalikki-U down there, I said Menowannalikki-U)

My last girl was blonde she had a real nice hefty rack [big ol' titties]
But I nearly barfed when her pants came off
She dont use soap, you know that bitch is whack "
(That's the funniest song hahahaha)

"...married girl don't you wanna
smoke a little marijuana
take some time and have a drink
and think about what yer gonna do to me
and married girl ain't you worried,
if our love is kinda hurried
that you'll be left wanting more
in the time after your man has murdered me"

"now i cry but i can't complain
i supply my own ball and chain
and now i'm tied tighter than the races
so who am i,who am i to judge "

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