anastasia (xbrokensoundx) wrote, @ 2003-03-03 20:05:00

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." - Dennis Miller


"France wants more evidence... . The last time France wanted more evidence it rolled right through France with a German flag." - David Letterman


What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The Army

Why are there no fireworks at EuroDisney?
Because every time they went off, France tried to surrender


"God wants you to lead us to victory? But we're French, we don't even have a word for that." - homer

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