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Just Another Complete Waste Of Time
I don't know how many times it has to be said until it sinks in, I'm not even sure if anyone is saying it at all anymore but me and a few others like Henry Ford and we're all dead or so old that that we've started having our mail forwarded to Valhalla just to avoid the last minute rush, so I'll say it again: If you are successful, you didn't do it yourself.
You didn't. You didn't. You didn't. I know that angers a lot of you conservatives out there because if it catches on, it can demolish one of the few fake talking points you have left. I feel your pain and I'm going to go even one better than that by giving you the one exception to the rule, Donald Trump.
I saw Don...That's what I call him but you should stick to Mr. Trump, The Donald or Sir, unless you want to get fired...in Vegas the other day and he broke it all down for me. He did everything himself. He doesn't need the banks, construction workers, architects and the millions of other people who provide all the money and do all the actual work that made him a billionaire, not to mention all the customers who ultimately pay for everything.
He only gave those pathetic worthless losers jobs and borrowed their money because he felt sorry for them. He doesn't even need the cocktail waitress that made me fall in love with Trump Taj Mahal. He is ready, able and willing to do absolutely everything himself. And it would get done right for once, for God's sake! The only thing standing between him and absolute perfection is his huge sense of compassion.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that if he had been bringing me my Heineken's that day...Or any day, for that matter...in Atlantic City, I probably wouldn't have fallen in love with the Taj the way I did, especially if he were wearing that little outfit but I see his point anyway. He did it all himself.
He didn't even need his parents. Who were already multi-millionaires when he was born and who turned the family business, Elizabeth Trump & Son (Which he renamed The Trump Organization, because he he wanted it to be clear that he was doing it all on his own), over to him when he was 25. They also paid for little extras like a degree from Wharton (Which is yet another example of how stupid the whole student loan thing is. If you want to go to college, just say, "Dad, I'm going to Wharton, write a check." Or Harvard, Stanford, wherever, it doesn't matter, just listen to Mitt and tell your parents you need the money and it's done. Leave the government alone) and again, Don accepted all of it just because he didn't want them to feel useless.
And if you are working for him, you should be grateful that he's giving you the dignity of work. That includes you, NBC! If you don't shape up, he's going to start broadcasting The Apprentice from his living-room all by himself. And it'll be done right for once, for God's sake!
So The Donald is off the hook. But the rest of you worthless bloated pompous self-important "job creators" need to understand just how little value you have. You don't work any harder and aren't any more dedicated than anyone else and you aren't entitled to more. It's just that simple.
You one percenters take your fortunes from the common good and no one really minds that you have mansions and car elevators, that's one of the perks of capitalism but we are finally drawing the line and saying that you can't control 99% of the wealth at the expense of everyone else, without whom, you would be nowhere. We are saying that, aren't we?
PS Bain Capital did kill that lady in the TV commercial and since corporations are people, it should be charged with at least manslaughter if not first degree murder.