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| Current music: | Coast To Coast AM---Thursday October 22, 2009 |
It's Friday, You Bastards
The Party Theme Committee has gone all out this week to come up with something completely different for tonight: Scary People, Part Two. Last week, we had mostly writers, directors and actors who created scary fiction of all kinds and this week we have real scary people who did real scary things to real people.
Miss Bunni, my Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Mystical Affairs and Head Astrologer has had the veil between the living and the dead parted since Monday and has gotten us Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Pretty Boy Floyd, John Dillinger, Charles Starkweather, Ma Barker, Ben Siegel and scores of others.
The only real big disappointment is that Ted Bundy isn't here because he was here last year and Suzette said that once was enough. I still don't understand her reasoning. She won't let me invite Hitler, either. So we have to make do with the B Scary People List but I think we can get by.
Especially since there are a couple of surprise last minute guests, too---Vic Mizzy and Soupy Sales. It's the first Friday night in the Hereafter for both of them and we were lucky to get them. It's also lucky that Nelson Riddle is here, too, because otherwise we wouldn't be able to hear the Green Acres Theme performed by the Nelson Riddle Orchestra conducted by Vic Mizzy. And, for Soupy, Brie, my Pastry Chef, has been baking pies all day, so don't be afraid to throw as many as you want.
Another thing you shouldn't be afraid of are these, the drink that Fifi created for tonight:
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The Graveyard
Ingredients:
* 1 oz Tabasco sauce
* 1 oz Tequila
* Lemon-lime soda
Mixing instructions:
Pour 1 oz of Tabasco Sauce over ice. Add 1 oz. of Tequila and fill glass with lemon-lime soda. Shake or stir and serve.
Creator/contributor's comments:
I give this drink to everyone on their 18th birthday when they're already drunk. It's spicy, it burns, and it's swe-eet.
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It's just too bad that Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor were both busy tonight because it isn't the same when anyone else sings the Green Acres theme. Frank Sinatra and Judy Garland are going to give it their best shot, though, and maybe it'll be OK. Go mingle now. I'm going to go call Ben Bugsy again, because he loves it when I do that. Just one more thing. Don't touch the Kitty Litter Cake that Suzette made again even though I ordered her not to because I forbid it.
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