| Current mood: |  depressed |
| Current music: | Coast To Coast AM---Monday October 19, 2009 |
I Feel Fine When I Have Chocolate, Cheese And Wine
I feel really bad again because I can't remember what's his names' name on WGN. No, not King John. Or Kathy. Or Judy. Or the retired but never forgotten Spike. Or even Ian, who hasn't worked there in decades but will never be forgotten anyway. I mean the afternoon guy. You know, Elton Jim's sidekick.
I feel kind of good that I remember the "Paragraph That Pays!" Which is, "I feel fine when I have Chocolate, Cheese And Wine." But then I feel bad again because I don't know when to tell you to use it. It might be today or tomorrow or possibly Friday. Then again, I don't feel too bad about that because if I did all your homework for you, how would you ever learn anything?
Just to be safe, maybe you should say, "I feel fine when I have chocolate, cheese and wine," every time you see Elton Jim for the next three weeks or so and you just might win some great prizes. And don't worry about me and my failing memory. I'll be just fine.
In fact, the failing memory thing isn't even my fault. It's because I'm still in a state of shock from having found out that the Balloon Boy was really the Attic Boy and now reality TV has invaded and disrupted emergency services and major airports and is no longer afraid to indulge in child abuse to gain higher interest and ratings. Um, OK, you're right, I guess Jon And Kate already broke the child abuse barrier but they never took it to the next level by making their kids throw up during live interviews.
I haven't been this shocked since I found out that Michael Jackson was killed by drugs administered by an irresponsible doctor. Or since I found out that Billy Mays used cocaine. This has been one hugely shocking year already and it's only October!
Never mind all that, though. Just go out and find Elton Jim and win some great prizes. And if you see what's his name, tell him I really like his work.
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