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(Kasey) Sometimes ya just gotta make a list, right Kris?
Top Five Gayest Ways to Dump a Girl...
5. tell everyone she gave you head while you were driving her home when it's NOT TRUE and never talk to her again.
4. just don't call her... at all... and hope she'll go away, cuz YEAH that works
3. after dating her for two years, break up with her OVER THE PHONE the day before she has three of her hardest finals.
2. tell her you want to marry her one night and then exactly one week later, break up with her for your ex girlfriend.
1. tell her things got too serious too soon when YOU are the one who initiated the seriousness of it against her strongest recommendations- then proceed to say, "it's not you... it's ME."
If anyone has anything to contribute to the list, I'm sure we could come up with enough ammo to make it a Top 100...
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