The burning question of the moment, of course, was why was Seifer not breaking this fight up?
The answer to it was simple: He wasn't actively suicidal and didn't have any wish to be eaten.
So, Seifer Almasy did what he usually did when there was mayhem large enough to require heavy artillery and doomsday magic to break up: eat popcorn and tally up the fines.
Yes, Seifer was parked comfortably on a bench on the green, well out of the way of combat, munching on popcorn and occasionally breaking to add in yet another fine to the already skyrocketing numbers on the pocket calculator he was carrying.
And, oh yeah, making sure no one got anywhere near the fight. Luckily most of the students weren't actively suicidal either, but Seifer had already been forced to pull a couple of overly-enthusiastic school paper photographers away from the fray. Some reporters really were that insane.
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