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Cindy Campbell: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy Campbell: What? Willie Mays? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy Campbell: Who's gay? Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy Campbell: What? Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy Campbell: Kind of. Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy Campbell: Yes. Perfect. Tabitha's Voice: Seven days. Cindy Campbell: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now. Cindy Campbell: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now. Cindy Campbell: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday? Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday? Cindy Campbell: Martin Luther King Day. Tabitha's Voice: Then no. Cindy Campbell: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that. Post a comment in response: |
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