Dang Im disappointed.
I came on here tonight looking to read some of my friend journals. No one posted anything new since yesterday......Sigh what a let down.
It's going on 1 am. K is in bed. I should go molest him. LOL... Is it called molesting if he is possibly willing??? I dunno he was pretty tired, I might be able to wake up certain parts of him however I doubt he would remember anything.
Im wondering why I am drinking coffee this late? Simple, Im out of pepsi... SOMEONE DIAL 911!!
Things to ponder this late at night when you are hopped up on coffee.... WHY do we park in drive ways, and drive on park ways????? hmmm anyone?
My grown daughter nicely... (ok it wasn't nice) reminded me yesterday I need to recolor my hair I have some greys peeking. DAMN IT!!! Why do women get older and looked haggard, yet men are described as distinguished? This disturbs me greatly. The things we do... ohhh and its a long list, to keep ourselves in shape and looking good for men... UGH! Shave a million body parts, or the alternative, wax, and holy Mary mother of God That shit hurts!! Plucking our eyebrows... brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. Lotion it, scrub it, mask yourself down... god forbid we start to look our ages! Every womans secret beauty tip... did you know if you wake up with puffy eyes theres a cure for that too???... rub some preparation H on them, just be sure not to get that crap in your eyeballs. STand in front of the mirror to inspect our clothes from every possible angle. Oh yea and if you've got a little belly fat, better wiggle your ass into some sort of girdle or binding type panties. Blow drying our hair and spraying each strand into place? STraighten it, curl it, pull it up in a bun.... carefully applying your make up to accent your assets without making you look like a hooker. One would think as you aged more make up would be better. IN all acuality less is better as you age, that foundation you loved in your teens, 20's even 30's will make a tiny crease stand out on your forehead like a freaking beacon. LOL.. you know the sadest part to this, men would never go through all this trouble to look attractive to us. We are such gluttons for punishment! (Im gonna get off my damned soap box now.)
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