My friends in particular never fail to amaze me.
The first one I'll talk about; let's say her name is Martha. Out of all my friends, I've known Martha the longest. Martha is also one of the biggest hypocrites I've ever met in my fourteen years of living. You see, she has these very nasty and annoying habits that provoke bruxism in any living creature within a foot of her. For one thing, she never, and I mean never, misses the chance to let you know how inferior you are. Actually, she is the only person I've ever met who has a superiority complex *and* an inferiority complex. It's strange, yet it makes sense with her. When something doesn't slide with her, she'll try her self-righteous hardest to make you as miserable as possible; and guess what? It works. It's enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out with salad tongs. Why am I friends with her? Well, let's just say it's those types of friendships that you can't get out of. It's a very bipolar friendship. We're either laughing or wanting to slit each others throats. The sad thing is, Martha's always beating around the bush. She never wants to confront a problem and denies that any problem exists when it's like a fucking elephant in a kitchen. It's kind of sad to look at. She's always bitching or whining about something and making these crazy accusations and assumptions. Martha's also a subtle hypochondriac and is quite rude. She's very inconsiderate and I don't think she even realizes her behavior. It's always something with her, and it's always about her. She's always as innocent as a cupcake, even though she doesn't fool any of us. The other sad thing is that she's talked about a lot among us; she's become a joke. To put it bluntly, she has her head in the clouds and her mind in the gutter. It's depressing.
Another one is Melanie. Melanie is usually a down-to-earth girl, but she has some blind qualities. She has trouble realizing the problematic elements of a situation. It always seems to take me a friggin' hour to explain the problem in question to her. I also think, sometimes, that she only agrees with me for the sake of agreeing and never seems to keep her word. She's not exactly the most honest person in the world and has this habit of talking out of her ass. Sometimes I feel like smacking Melanie and telling her to shut the fake Melanie up. Plus, she's far too aggressive.
Cassandra is, in one word, clueless. She has a hard time making connections and doesn't even realize what she's saying half the time. She isn't outspoken, she's fucking rude. She's a fun person to hang out with and I like her, but sometimes I wish she'd think about what she's saying before she says it. One thing Cassandra has said to me was "I don't care if you murder yourself. You're not family." To be honest, that's been stuck with me since. It hurt. It really did. The circumstances made the statement believable, but really, did she have to go there? Cassandra is just plain inconsiderate and is foolhardy with words.
Andrea is one of my friends that pisses me off the least, but she still has this one thing. She has this habit of thinking that if one thing is the way she thinks it is, it must be so. Yeah. That's about it.
Maria is clueless too, but not in the same way as Cassandra. It's not really her fault. But anyway, she is way too hostile. She seems to think the world is against her, but not in the paranoid type of way. She also has this way of grating on my nerves at times.
That's just about everyone;
-The Hypocrite- Inconsiderate, in denial, unrealistic, irrational, and self-righteously irritating.
-The Liar- Blind, overwhelmingly agreeable, dishonest, fake, and aggressive.
-The Fool- Clueless, rude, hurtful, impulsive, and foolhardy.
-The Know-It-All- Self-explanatory.
-The Hostile One - See above.
I don't get them a lot.
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