1. What brand of toothpaste? aquafresh//crest
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? seperate
3. What Brands? of Shampoo and Conditioner? granier frutis
4. What flavor dental floss? ..none..
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? fold them over
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? fold
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? nah
8. Favorite color? purple, black, pink
9. Summer footwear: flipflops or juss reg. sneakers
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? oranges..but wheres the pineapple?!
11. Lefty or righty? righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? half-full
13. Bleh or blah? blah
14. What do you like about yourself? i'm caring..i think.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? sure
16. Do you sing in the shower? not really
17. Do you talk to your pet? nope
18. Do you talk to yourself? no
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? noo
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no, should I?
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no
22. Do you have 11 toes? no
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? haven't ever used one seriously.
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? I do use one.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yeaa
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? mickey mouse!
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? oh yesss
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? sure why not
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? any color
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? sometimes
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? no
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? often, yes
33. How do you take mascara off? with make-up remover
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? oh yeah, cuz remember: i'm a dyke
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? sure do..go to victoria's secret and have them measure you.
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? i do wear lip gloss
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummi
38. M&MS or Skittles? either//or
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yeah...
40. What is 1+1? oh man..
41. What is your favorite holiday? halloween and christmas and thanksgiving
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: who the fuck is rupaul?
43. How old are you? 16
44. How old do you WANT to be? 21
45. Where do you want to live? in a house
46. Where do you want to go? france
47. Who do you want to meet? my soul mate
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? yes
49. Does pine-sol smell good? yea
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? plain or pepperoni
51. Do you like toast? yes
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? no
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? nah
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? nope, but soon.
56. Clear or colored? clear or colored WHAT
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? mint
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky
60. Okay or O'tay? okay
61. French poodle or french kiss? french kiss
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? or they could be two feet by four feet..
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? of what?
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yea
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? nah
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? nope
69. What do you think of Smurfette? i dont know
70. What is your favorite book? to kill a mockingbird
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? awesome
72. Salmon or Cod? whichever
73. Crab or Lobster? neither
74. What sounds better: up or down? up
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? the keyboard, silly
77. Describe the best day of your life: dont feel like typin it out.
78. Broom or mop? mop, they're funner
79. What is your favorite word? penis
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question: thanks i guess
81. What is your full name? marie ----- -------
82. What do you wish your name was? Fred
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy: ..no comment..
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? not sure
85. Are your feet the same size? yeah.
86. Cassettes or CDs? cd's
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? nope
88. What are your Christmas traditions? eating dinner, then opening presents on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas morning, go see what Santa brought us..then chill.
89. How do you open your envelopes: carefully..
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? i know theres 200, not 100, silly
91. Do you like onions? yea
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? "the awesomest band"
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yeah
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? yup
95. Frogs or toads? neither
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? nah
97. 8 or 3? how about nine?
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? not that long
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? yup
100. You made it. Do you love me now? no, cuz now theres 100 more
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? nope
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? nothing
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? nope
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? it used to be..until somethin happened..
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? nah
106. If not, what? I dont know
107. What about your daughter? I dont know
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment: too many to list
109. Do you read tabloids? nope
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? oh yeah, i wish they had bugs bunny porn.
111. Do you like cotton candy? yes
112. Do you suffer from cramps? oh yeah
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? sometimes
114. Favorite food? I dont have a fave..
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? "OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD."
116. Ribbed or plain? either/or
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? WTF
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple
119. Pepsi or Coke? either//or, considering it used to be coke..then changed to pepsi, then the 'rents bought me coke, and I started drinking it and got used to it..I told them I liked pepsi, so they bought me pepsi...Now I have almost 48 cans of wild cherry pepsi//coke to drink. bah.
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla
121. Favorite movie? blah.
122. Favorite Actor? none
123. Favorite Actress? julia stiles, i guess?
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs, i think.
126. Do you shave your legs? yes
127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight
128. Hope or Billy? um...
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-tip
130. Dry or lubricated? lubricated
131. Fast or slow? depends..but looks like we're on the subject of sex...dry/lubricated..fast/slow..hard/soft, So I'd have to say...still depends
132. Hard or soft? hard
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? fork
135. Are you crying right now? no
136. Fling or flick? what's the difference?
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? *fuck me*
138. Look to your left, what do you see? a window
139. Look to your right, what do you see? wall and pictures
140. Who is at your house right now? me, mom, sister, dog
141. Are your legs crossed right now? sort of
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? fuck you.
143. Favorite song? stacys mom has got it gooooin on. jp, thats an annoying song, right Jen. i dont really have a fave..
144. Boxers or briefs? boxers
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? both
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? juicy fruit or double mint
147. Do you like to fish? not really
148. Is your grandpa cool? he was..but then he passed away
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? it wasnt boring..it was actually pretty interesting.
150. Do you snore? i think so
151. Describe how your breath smells right now: like breath
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." matilda -- a GREAT MOVIE.
153. Does it taste good? sure?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick it.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? nah
156. What is your favorite comic? garfield
157. Acting class or class act? class act?
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down
159. What's up? nothing
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? a bitch... ?
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? your sexy ass
162. Blondes or brunettes? whichever
163. Push or pull? push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? lol nah.
165. Do you even read those door things? rarely
166. Do spiders scare you? nope
167. What does? ??
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? im sorry
169. What was your first word? in signlanguage: milk...in english: no idea.
170. What was your first phrase? i have no idea
171. What can you not pronounce? asdflkjsaflkjx
172. Did you know my phone just rang? nope
173. Is your phone ringing? no
174. What's your phone number? ***-***-****, break the code, and youre a friend, or a stalker
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? thats nasty
176. Are you in drag right now? no
177. WalMart or Kmart? walmart
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Mariah...we have the same birthdayyyY!
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? like..two.
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? a lot
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? no thanks.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yes
183. Are they flat? probably
184. Can you do a hand-stand? yeah
185. Front or back? personally i like it in the front, but the back might be okay... rofl
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around: no thanks, i'd be facing the other side of the room..and I dont wanna be doin that
187. Are you on fire right now? yeah, I am.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? a million. *I think that makes sence*
189. Sprite or 7-up? both
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? dr. pepper
191. Bambi or Thumper? bambi
192. Do you think Flower is hot? who?
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? nope
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? yup
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? yeah
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? four.
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? no, I think its left
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? 411530? nah
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? none..but i'd probalby buy some candy
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Lol I thought this said when you ride the wild thing (roller coaster at valleyfair.) i was like wtf? but no, I dont know how many calories are lost during sex.