|Current mood:|| aggravated|
Orlando Bloom is a lesbian.
Yes, so talking to other people in my art class, pretty much none of us are getting the paper done for tomorrow. Then we'll get the "you're in grade 12 now, people" speech again. Then she'll tell me to get my feet off the desk... again. Then, I will kill her in various ways.
For some reason I was thinking about odd, abstract things again. Girls can never be as funny as guys, somehow. If a girl does something and people laugh, it will still be half as funny as if I guy did the same exact thing. How does that work? I want to be able to be equal in a battle of wit or something like that with a male. I want to be able to master phychical comedy without being sexual somehow. Sabina will be the next Kevin Smith (sans pot jokes, because they aren't funny). I will be the next Dwight Schultz. LOOK OUT. It will happen. Someday... really though, the fact that I'm a girl has restrictions like that. Like I can't be naked and funny at the same time if I were to try. Guy naked can go either way. Girl naked is just promoting naughty thoughts. It sucks, man. Comedic equality shan't ever happen, hehe.
I want to go on a photo shoot.
I don't feel well... I think my pancakes disagree with my insides. Inner feud!
Okay, I will stop this mindless banter. And commence the mindless violence.
EDIT: 1020 words... I think the paper is as done as it's going to get now. Most of it is bullshit and rambling anyway. Also, I have a livejournal as of sometime in the night. This is my primary journal, I'm not leaving. I just mostly made it to comment on friends who have lj's. Maybe I will also use it to post the pointless junk I like to talk about, and keep the more significant stuff here.