I can't stop stroking the pussy
I miss talking to Gemma. But she's so scary when she screams. I'm afraid she will kill me with her green wellies. I still do miss her though. She has nicer hair than me and Tim put together. I envy her. I like playing with my cat and penis. But it's not easy playing with both at the same time. Once I shot Mister Whiskers in the ear. the vets was very indeed pissed at me. But I just told her to shut up and if she wants me to pay for the goddamn medical bills she should put out. That's what I'm talking about. Bam! Vets are soooo hot. But not as hot as me. Christina caught me with my trousers around my ankles. I asked her to switch off the tele.