TRYIN' TOO HARD (tokiohotel) wrote, @ 2008-12-05 17:00:00

IT'S KG BITCH !


I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

SO WHAT YOU NEED ?

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

BEEN THERE DONE THAT

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

SO HOW YOU GONNA DO IT ?

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The boys come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

HEY HEY I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR

I wanna be great like Bill without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I'LL HAVE THE QUESADILLA ON THE HOUSE

I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

SO HOW YOU GONNA DO IT

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

...

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

...

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors

...

CAUGHT IN AN APPARTMENT

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