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The Shady Bacon (theshadybacon) wrote,
@ 2004-05-08 20:59:00
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    Current mood: amused
    Current music:TRANCE MUSIC!!!

    conversation prank
    Here's a conversation prank I did a while back. I orchestrated it with Andy, he was telling this girl about a crazy guy who got the opening of Radiers of the Lost Ark (sand bag and gold monkey) confused with Star Wars, called everyone ellen, lived in california, and held up a pre school. the big reveal that she knows is the "blueberry pie" comment. I should do this more often, because I just found this and it made me laugh for a bit and I think it'd be funny for all of you to see, and a change of pace from my last crappy entry. The girl's sn was changed to VICTIMGIRL by me because I respect other people's privacy, and she was a victim...tee hee hee....tee hee hee.... Here ya go kids and enjoy:

    The Shady Bacon (5:12:15 PM): HEY!!!!!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:12:50 PM): whats up/
    VICTIMGIRL (5:13:03 PM): nothing much
    The Shady Bacon (5:13:08 PM): same here
    VICTIMGIRL (5:13:16 PM): have i talked 2 u be4?
    The Shady Bacon (5:13:33 PM): yeah, you don't remember?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:14:21 PM): sry, a little bit
    The Shady Bacon (5:14:56 PM): now that hurts, that hurts my feelings a lot
    VICTIMGIRL (5:15:13 PM): i'm sry
    The Shady Bacon (5:15:27 PM): then again, i forgot to take my ritalin today, so maybe i'm the one who's wrong
    The Shady Bacon (5:15:38 PM): what kind of stuff r u inot?
    The Shady Bacon (5:15:43 PM): *into?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:16:03 PM): look at my profile and u'll find out
    The Shady Bacon (5:16:33 PM): do u have aol?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:16:53 PM): yea i do
    The Shady Bacon (5:17:13 PM): oo, i have aim, could you just tell me what it says?
    The Shady Bacon (5:17:28 PM): wait a second, now i think i remember where i know you from!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:17:36 PM): have you ever been to alaska??
    VICTIMGIRL (5:17:36 PM): ok
    VICTIMGIRL (5:17:53 PM): no but my dad has been there
    The Shady Bacon (5:18:44 PM): ooooooo, i c
    The Shady Bacon (5:18:48 PM): i guess i was wrong
    The Shady Bacon (5:19:00 PM): so what's the stuff from ur profile say?
    The Shady Bacon (5:19:54 PM): come on ellen, hurry up
    The Shady Bacon (5:19:59 PM): i wanna know what it says
    VICTIMGIRL (5:20:00 PM): well it saids, that i like read, writre, i sound like a dork, shop only if i have 2, and hang out w/ friends
    VICTIMGIRL (5:20:08 PM): there u go
    The Shady Bacon (5:20:14 PM): kool
    The Shady Bacon (5:20:20 PM): i'll be right back, h/o
    VICTIMGIRL (5:21:05 PM): k
    The Shady Bacon (5:21:05 PM): Hey, I'm not here, please talk to my away message and make me feel happy and such
    The Shady Bacon (5:24:28 PM): Ellen, are you there?
    The Shady Bacon (5:24:42 PM): i'm back!
    VICTIMGIRL (5:24:49 PM): whos ellen?
    The Shady Bacon (5:24:50 PM): aren't you excited?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:25:08 PM): yea i guess, whos ellen?
    The Shady Bacon (5:25:20 PM): i dunno, who is ellen?
    The Shady Bacon (5:25:26 PM): what are you talking about?
    The Shady Bacon (5:25:30 PM): where am i?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:25:57 PM): oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i think u need help
    The Shady Bacon (5:26:14 PM): well, i dont think i do
    VICTIMGIRL (5:26:25 PM): ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:26:27 PM): besides, here in California it's not like I can get good help
    VICTIMGIRL (5:26:44 PM): wats ur name?
    The Shady Bacon (5:26:56 PM): i tried to get help from a mexican guy named Jimmy the Dancing Texan, and he stole my socks and raped my coffee pot
    The Shady Bacon (5:27:03 PM): what do you think it is?
    The Shady Bacon (5:27:18 PM): I'll give you a hint.......it's in my screen name....
    VICTIMGIRL (5:28:29 PM): u know, i think u should try at least 2 get help, u r really weird
    The Shady Bacon (5:29:27 PM): really, that's the best compliment I've ever gotten, even better than when my mom said i smelled like a possum had crawled into a manuer plant and died
    The Shady Bacon (5:29:33 PM): you're so nice
    VICTIMGIRL (5:29:52 PM): yea ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:30:27 PM): you're almost as nice as that guy who i used to know
    The Shady Bacon (5:31:03 PM): he was my friend, and then he tried to run away, so i chased him for 30,000 miles, then i got tired and robbed a pre-school
    VICTIMGIRL (5:31:21 PM): lol
    VICTIMGIRL (5:31:24 PM): ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:31:39 PM): it was the easiest money i ever made
    The Shady Bacon (5:32:24 PM): almost as easy as when i sold my left foot to be used in a porn movie, they gave me $10.47 and a half cents
    VICTIMGIRL (5:32:53 PM): ok, wats ur age
    The Shady Bacon (5:35:16 PM): 17 minus 7 plus 7
    VICTIMGIRL (5:37:00 PM): ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:37:08 PM): how old are you?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:37:34 PM): 16
    The Shady Bacon (5:37:49 PM): AWESOME!!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:05 PM): YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO DO A MATHEMATICAL EQATION FOR IT!
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:14 PM): where d you live/
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:21 PM): *where do you live
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:34 PM): ***as in like where's your house??
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:43 PM): *****where you are right now
    The Shady Bacon (5:38:56 PM): *******and probably where you eat food
    VICTIMGIRL (5:39:01 PM): i'm not going 2 tell u
    VICTIMGIRL (5:39:31 PM): i live in MD, thats all u need 2 know
    The Shady Bacon (5:41:35 PM): you live in a doctor???
    The Shady Bacon (5:41:38 PM): that's awesome
    The Shady Bacon (5:41:49 PM): but stranger things have happened
    VICTIMGIRL (5:42:01 PM): wat ?
    The Shady Bacon (5:42:07 PM): like plastic, it just doesnt make sense
    VICTIMGIRL (5:42:09 PM): i live in MARYLAND
    The Shady Bacon (5:42:24 PM): ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    VICTIMGIRL (5:42:45 PM): ok u r freakin me out, i think u better leave me alone
    The Shady Bacon (5:42:49 PM): so how about them maryland dolphins, dan marino's my personal favorite
    The Shady Bacon (5:42:53 PM): WHY!!!!!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:43:03 PM): I HAVE FEELINGS TO YOU KNOW
    VICTIMGIRL (5:43:17 PM): yea but u r scaring
    VICTIMGIRL (5:43:19 PM): me
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:08 PM): MY FEELINGS ARE LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS< IF YOU PUT ANY PRESSURE ON THEM THEN YOU ARE GONNA BE PLAYING 52-PICKUP, UNLESS YOU HAVE A XBOX, IN WHICH CASE YOU WILL GO EAT SOME UNFROZEN MACARONI
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:21 PM): okay, i'll stop scaring you
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:25 PM): normal talk now
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:30 PM): so whats up?
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:51 PM): what do you wanna talk about?
    The Shady Bacon (5:44:56 PM): how about star wars
    The Shady Bacon (5:45:34 PM): i really like that part when he steals the little golden monkey and leaves the bag of sand
    The Shady Bacon (5:46:05 PM): i personally would've done the reverse.....leave the monkey and take the sand, because sand is chewy, and monkeys arent
    VICTIMGIRL (5:46:22 PM): look u r just 2 damn weird 4 me, ok
    VICTIMGIRL (5:46:30 PM): leave me lone
    The Shady Bacon (5:46:32 PM): and monkeys need to wear diapers, or else they can't speak in sign language anymore
    The Shady Bacon (5:46:52 PM): ok, then you start a conversation that we can talk about
    VICTIMGIRL (5:47:19 PM): y
    VICTIMGIRL (5:47:27 PM): y do u want 2 talk 2 me
    VICTIMGIRL (5:47:33 PM): give me a reason
    VICTIMGIRL (5:47:39 PM): just me a reason
    The Shady Bacon (5:47:49 PM): because you're kool
    The Shady Bacon (5:47:51 PM): and nice
    The Shady Bacon (5:47:54 PM): and pretty
    The Shady Bacon (5:48:20 PM): and we have a lot of common interests
    VICTIMGIRL (5:48:27 PM): like wat?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:48:36 PM): we r 2 different ppl
    VICTIMGIRL (5:49:29 PM): i mean u seem 2 be a kool guy, but u r just freakin me out
    The Shady Bacon (5:51:34 PM): but if i'm so kool then why wont you talk to me at all?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:51:45 PM): ok ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:51:56 PM): YAY!!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:52:04 PM): so what do you wanna talk about?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:52:35 PM): just don't start any freaky shit
    The Shady Bacon (5:52:43 PM): i wont
    The Shady Bacon (5:52:46 PM): why would i?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:52:47 PM): ok
    The Shady Bacon (5:52:54 PM): why do you think so little of me/
    VICTIMGIRL (5:53:12 PM): i don't know, maybe u were trying 2 scare me
    The Shady Bacon (5:53:53 PM): why would i wanna scare you?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:54:10 PM): i don't know, u tell me
    The Shady Bacon (5:54:34 PM): i just aasked you, does it really sound like i would know
    VICTIMGIRL (5:55:02 PM): nope
    The Shady Bacon (5:55:54 PM): exactly!!!
    The Shady Bacon (5:56:02 PM): so what do you wanna talk about?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:56:32 PM): MEN
    The Shady Bacon (5:56:41 PM): y men?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:56:46 PM): y do guys chase gurls?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:56:50 PM): cus
    The Shady Bacon (5:57:04 PM): cuz gurls smell nice and have nice things
    The Shady Bacon (5:57:17 PM): nice things like purses and lipstick and shoes
    VICTIMGIRL (5:57:26 PM): uh
    The Shady Bacon (5:57:33 PM): i dont wear shoes, i wear several layers of socks
    The Shady Bacon (5:57:37 PM): just kidding
    The Shady Bacon (5:58:58 PM): why dont we talk about girls??
    The Shady Bacon (5:59:27 PM): u there??
    The Shady Bacon (5:59:33 PM): why aren't you talking?
    VICTIMGIRL (5:59:38 PM): i think guys chase gurls
    VICTIMGIRL (5:59:46 PM): cus they r going 2 DIE
    The Shady Bacon (6:00:04 PM): if guys were going to die then why would they chase gurls?
    The Shady Bacon (6:00:49 PM): if i was gonna die i'd be too lazy to run, i'd sit at home and watch other girls run on the grafpkn (girls running away from psycho killer network)
    VICTIMGIRL (6:00:53 PM): so they can get some be4 they die
    VICTIMGIRL (6:01:05 PM): ok
    The Shady Bacon (6:01:12 PM): except that channel kinda sucks, all they play is the screm movies and deleted scenes from Xena
    The Shady Bacon (6:01:24 PM): ooo good point, i would want to get some before i die
    The Shady Bacon (6:03:36 PM): hello?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:04:06 PM): wat wat
    The Shady Bacon (6:04:14 PM): what's up?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:05:08 PM): have u ever eaten blueberry pie
    VICTIMGIRL (6:06:24 PM): ??/
    The Shady Bacon (6:06:37 PM): YOU BASTARD!!!!
    The Shady Bacon (6:06:45 PM): How did you know??
    VICTIMGIRL (6:06:58 PM): took a guess
    The Shady Bacon (6:07:07 PM): that's a damn good guess
    The Shady Bacon (6:07:17 PM): you're one of them psychic's?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:07:32 PM): yea u could say that
    The Shady Bacon (6:08:38 PM): jeez, you're a good one
    The Shady Bacon (6:12:58 PM): okay, why aren't you talking?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:13:05 PM): don't know
    The Shady Bacon (6:13:32 PM): I WANT THE TRUTH!!!!!
    VICTIMGIRL (6:13:40 PM): about wat?
    The Shady Bacon (6:13:55 PM): why you wont talk to e
    VICTIMGIRL (6:14:42 PM): i am
    The Shady Bacon (6:15:27 PM): oh yeah, good point
    The Shady Bacon (6:15:38 PM): but you're not talking, you're typing
    VICTIMGIRL (6:15:55 PM): [paul] yea how would u know
    VICTIMGIRL (6:16:20 PM): [paul] dickhead don't f* w/ my friend
    VICTIMGIRL (6:19:36 PM): [paul] r u scared?
    The Shady Bacon (6:19:38 PM): [paul] i wont, dont worry, dr. Paul is in Da House
    The Shady Bacon (6:19:48 PM): [paul] yes
    VICTIMGIRL (6:19:49 PM): [paul] wat?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:20:05 PM): [jane] really
    The Shady Bacon (6:20:37 PM): [mojo jojo] yes really
    VICTIMGIRL (6:21:26 PM): (jessica) this is a friend and stop im us u stalker
    The Shady Bacon (6:22:39 PM): [McGruff-the crime dog] don't do drugs kids
    VICTIMGIRL (6:22:47 PM): bye
    The Shady Bacon (6:23:18 PM): [yoda] hmmm?
    VICTIMGIRL (6:23:28 PM): bye BYE
    VICTIMGIRL (6:23:35 PM): stop im me
    The Shady Bacon (6:25:20 PM): [pee=Wee Herman] Wait, come back!!!!
    The Shady Bacon (6:28:37 PM): hello?
    The Shady Bacon (6:30:05 PM): i'm soo sorry
    The Shady Bacon (6:30:29 PM): brb



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