a pretty little STD called HPV
wel, well, well.... what a day. i skipped my community service and found a new place to work. i gotta go to the boonies and take multiple busses to get there. i have no idea why i don't get my license, my mom told me she'd buy me a car (not a new one or anything) but i have absolutely no desire to get mine. sure it'll get you further places faster, but in the long run it seems to become nothing but trouble.
i beat up one of my good friends today. i didn't plummel him or anything.... just made my point. i am a non smoker (of cigarettes) and despise the little fuckers. i had his lighter and wouldn't give it to him cause he was gunna smoke. later he came over to my house to take bong rips. now, i had been smoking him out all day long... then he comes over to use my bong and doesn't even offer me one. now for those who aren't into the same recreational activities as i am; it is proper ettiqute to smoke out the person who is letting you use their piece... it is even more important to smoke out the person who saves you when you don't have any of your own. now him being greedy i refused to give him his lighter until he gave me a bong hit. well.... he didn't and he grabbed my case with everything i hold dear including his lighter and so i unleashed on him. i gave him body shots until he fell back on the chair then i started to punch the back of his shoulders and the back of the head. he freaked out, took his bong hit out of the bong and finally left.
ok.... so one person is interested in my STD. i have HPV (Human Paplova Virus) otherwise known as genital warts. 8 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE ARE INFECTED, i can't even stress how IMPORTANT IT IS TO USE PROTECTION. i, myself am not a big rubber fan, but its hellava lot better than ending up with an STD. think of how many other STDs there are and the stats on those.... it seems like nobody is clean anymore. HPV has no known effects to men besides ugly little warts all over the penis, thighs, and in some cases the abdomen. in women you somtimes can't see the warts..... most women aren't even aware of it. HPV causes cervicle cancer and weakens immune system and liver in bad cases.
i was one of those bad cases. one day i noticed these weird tiny bumps around the opening of my vagina, down towards my taint (the skin between a pussy and an asshole). bryan and i went to the gyno and he checked me out and told me i have 2 on my lower wall (inside) and one big one right next to my cervix. they gave me a medication called Adalara to treat my outer warts and planned to laser the inside ones off. the cream (adalara) worked really good, but my inside ones were gone my last appointment. bryan didn't have them for about a month, but then they popped up eventually. it is normal for men to show symptoms after the female does because a females cells are constantly turning over and regenerating (its a lovely thing called the rag). the outbreaks will go away anywhere from 6 months to 12 months............ but remember: THIS IS A VIRUS, IT WILL BE IN YOUR SYSTEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.... is that really a commitment you're ready for?