Rachel (sweetandsorrow) wrote, @ 2004-03-16 21:38:00

story time
ListenToMARLEY19: one day i went to the circus...
rock0elle0: and a midget stole my peanuts
ListenToMARLEY19: so i chased him into
rock0elle0: the port-a-potty
ListenToMARLEY19: where i proceeded to beat him
rock0elle0: with a giant rubber banana and then
ListenToMARLEY19: his other little buddys came
rock0elle0: and started doing crazy voodoo magic
ListenToMARLEY19: so my head shrank to the size of
rock0elle0: a pomegranate and my voice sounded like
ListenToMARLEY19: my nuts were in a clamp
rock0elle0: so i ran away as fast as i could
ListenToMARLEY19: but they made the elephants chase after me
rock0elle0: and i ducked into the magicians tent only to find...
ListenToMARLEY19: that they were actually just more midgets stacked on top of eachother
rock0elle0: so i kicked the one on the bottom causing
ListenToMARLEY19: a chain reaction of...
rock0elle0: supersonic proportions
ListenToMARLEY19: so all the fake tabloids came and..
rock0elle0: took lots of pictures off my bare ass
ListenToMARLEY19: so then lonely men started stalking me
rock0elle0: and asking for my number
ListenToMARLEY19: but i couldnt get a restraining order
rock0elle0: because the judge was really a ....
ListenToMARLEY19: "little person" himself
rock0elle0: it seemed like i was seeing midgits everywhere! so i looked up the nearest nut house and
ListenToMARLEY19: and they said come bye tomorrow. when i got there..
rock0elle0: it looked like my aunts house and smelled like carnies..ya know cabage and so on
ListenToMARLEY19: this was probably a result of
rock0elle0: my paranoid dullusions
ListenToMARLEY19: but a big man came and gave me a shot
rock0elle0: in my butt
ListenToMARLEY19: and i had an orgasm right then and there
rock0elle0: and all of a sudden i woke up! and realized that
ListenToMARLEY19: theres a needle in my buttocks..
rock0elle0: so i ran around screaming ...
ListenToMARLEY19: and found out..
rock0elle0: that my voice no longer sounded like my nuts were in a clamp but
ListenToMARLEY19: my head was still the size of pomegranate so
rock0elle0: i decided this nut house wasnt working so instead i went to...
ListenToMARLEY19: a phsychiatrist who..
rock0elle0: specialized in midget voodoo
ListenToMARLEY19: so i said yeah thats the ticket..r
ock0elle0: and he gave me funky juice and shook powdered dung around my head
ListenToMARLEY19: but it turned out he just had a fetish for that kind of stuff
rock0elle0: which made me think about
ListenToMARLEY19: those damn dirty midgets and how they...
rock0elle0: humped my leg
ListenToMARLEY19: i still have the scars from it
rock0elle0: in my brain
THE END

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