Tara (storiesnalibis) wrote, @ 2003-11-11 16:25:00

Silly little story from my mom.......
My mom cracks me up! Here's the e-mail she sent me last night:

GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I was sitting on the stool playing my trivia game and i heard this noise out off the deck like something was tearing open plastic bags and I thought god dammit there's something ripping into the garbage on our deck so i looked out the window and didn't see anything so I turned on the outside light. And still nothing. so I thought maybe the neighbor with the cough ya know, the downstairs smokers hacker was tearing things up like papers or something cuz she's weird like whoa and i heard her bitching outside earlier too but anyway the noise just didn't stop and it wasn't on our deck, so i ignored it for a little while and went back to playing trivia and i'm #8 now by the way, and then I start hearing it again, so i called brian and said come here bub there's something tearing up garbage, and then i thought it was downstairs until......garbage started falling onto the rail on our deck!! IT WAS SOOOOOOO NASTY! So me and bub thought it was a crow or something and he grabbed the broom and i smacked the deck upstairs and broke the broom and still more garbage kept right on falling so i thought ok the chik upstairs is mad crazy like whoa and we went inside. a few minutes later brian looks out the window and there's this fucking raccoon sitting the railing by the bbq staring at us and i thought holy cow he's gonna victimize us next so I grabbed bubs bbgun and brian freaked out and said dont go out there mom it will attack you so i thought i would shoot at it thru the screen but decided that was a bad idea cuz i have really bad aim and i might shoot the window or bubba for that matter. then as we were kinda freaking out it climbed down the side of the decks and scampered away like a thief in the night.. and that's the end.
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On another note, I wanna go to Yellowcard AND Fallout boy tonight....I'm not going :( SAD!
But oh well, I'll deal, I'm at Carissa's right now and we are going shopping with her mom. WEEEE!
And then later tonight I am going to Katie's and we are throwing a mini EXTRAVAGANZA!!! WEEEEE AGAIN!
Well we are outta here! :)

AND LEAVE ME MESSAGES DAMNIT!

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