and I find this absolutely REVOLTING. in a silly way. DON'T READ IT.
it's about my LIFE PARTNER.
I am saving it because ummm. it's a political statement. DAMN THE MAN. DAAAMN THE IDIOTIC-SURVEY-CREATING MAN!!
I hate this more than you do. -HUGS!-
His name? Justin
His age? 20...almost 21
How many months are you apart (in age)? guh, well, he was born in October 1982 and I was born in May 1985, YOU do the math assfuck!
How long have you been together? it'll be a YEAR and EIGHT months on Saturday
How long did you know each other before you got together? O_O like... umm. I'm really bad at counting. let's see.. a little less than two years.
What physical feature attracted you to him first? his.. short stature.. and skinny yet muscular body... and hair.. and nose.. and aura.. and everything...
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: some kind of brown
Hairstyle: uh, I don't know what you would call it. it is not short and not long. and it is kind of poofy. and HOT.
Normal Outfit: big ol' jeans and a t-shirt. by big I mean wide leg.
How did you meet? um, at school, at lunch. but the first time I SAW him was at school playing DRUMS at a PEPFEST and how's THAT for a first impression.
How serious is it? fantastically serious.
Do you love him? oh yes
Does he love you? indeed, enough to make my babies.
Do your parents like him? they like him more than they like ME, haw haw.
Do you trust him? well YEAH...
Would you share a toothbrush with him? yes, if I had to.. I really don't see what is wrong with that..
Do you like the way he smells? okay, if I didn't, I don't think we'd be together. he is the BEST-SMELLING THING IN THE UNIVERSE.
Can you picture having kids with him? yes. little ninja kids with weird names.
What do you like the most about him? holy shit. I think if your relationship is really good, you can't name ONE thing you like most about the other person. and OUR relationship is THAT GOOD. damn straight. can I get a what what.
What bothers you the most about him? okay, okay, okay, in his emails and things, he always types "at least" as "atleast" and "a hold" as "ahold." and he never just spontaneously goes OH MY GOD KRYSTEN YOU ARE THE MOST GORGEOUS FUCKING THING EVER! but I do that to him. weep.
Does he have a temper? no, I'm the one with the temper...
What did he give you for the last gift-giving occasion? um, would that be my birthday? I think so. let's see. Live's new cd, ah, ummm.. SHIT! all I remember are that and the.. erotic letter. which.. anyway.
What did you get him? oh for the love of crap. the last gift-giving occasion for him was... Valentine's Day?? ummm, did I get him anything?? I absolutely cannot remember. I do not like Valentine's Day.
What is the best thing he's ever given you? his. soul. and peenie.
Does he have a nickname for you? usually I'm just Krysten. sometimes I am Squeenut, but very rarely in SPEAKING.
Do you have a nickname for him? you name it, I've called him it. including the bad stuff.
Are you happy to be with him? okay, if you know anything about me you know I have never been happier in my LIFE.
Do you think you could do better? NO ONE could do better. Justin is the pinnacle of human goodness and sexiness.
Does he smoke or do drugs? no, and if he did, I would have to smite him
Does he have any piercings? three total in his ears
Does he have any tattoos? nope. not yet. but I hope we will get tattooed together someday.
Does he have any scars that you know of? oh, a few. his arms. and stuff.
Does he party or stay at home? oh yeah, he is a party an-i-MAL.
Is he outgoing or shy? ummm. a perfect combination of both.
Call you honey, sweetie, or baby? mostly only in jest, because, gross.
Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? I have friends?!?! if I did I'm sure he would.
Would he hang out with you and HIS friends? okay, we are both hermits. but we have mutual friends such as Jason.. and.. Jason...
Sing? yes and then I laugh at him
Think Justin Timberlake is gay? we have never discussed this because it does not MATTER
Call other guys? yes and then they meet in dark alleyways to have sex
Use the word "dude"? I'm the dude-user in this relationship. yes I meant that to sound just the way it did.
Use the word "tight"? only in reference to things which are actually constricting. not "tight" as in "wow dude that rocks my ass'
Cry? well, he IS a human being...
that took a really, really long time because I am doing other things. and some idiot is listening to that song from Duets where Gwenyth Paltrow sings and it is terrible.
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