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The thing with the thing at the place....
Tra la la.... It's been a little while. I would like to start off by noting that I'm not too pleased that CERTAIN people who read this feel the need to email me their comments. Isn't that what that one little dealie button is for?! Let's get our heads in the game, shall we, people?
Ahhhh... my last entry, lol. That was a good night. It was a doubly good night, if you know what I mean... *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* I'm so talented in the act of turning myself on. Ummm... no. I did a little reading before I went to bed... yeah. And, then, lucky gal I am, there was an awful soft-core porn on Skinemax! Yay for me! Sidenote: I am so turned off when guys have a thong tan line. Guys in thongs... that does nothing for me. I'm not a big fan of seeing girls in thongs either anymore. I still wear them, sure... But, I think chicks look much sexier in panties that cover the whole ass. The low-rise ones, of course. But, in this particular cinematic masterpiece, there was a chick masturbating... mmmm!!! That's my most favorite thing! Anyway....
I finished my Christmas shopping on Tuesday! Woo!!! for me! But, you'll never guess who I saw in the mall... the mall that's almost an hour away from my house... Nope, not him... no, not her.... it was.... JACOB!!!! OMG! The boy is haunting me! I wanted to just throw him down right outside of Old Navy and have my way with him.... yeah. I was actually super rushed, so we just talked for a minute... I love him.... Okay, not really, but I think he's really, really, really cute! Also, during my shopping excursion, I bought myself some Christmas panties! They're terrific!
OMG!!! I had the hottest dream about Ms. Spears two nights ago. She's such a skank, you gotta love her! Not as much as I love Christina, of course. Her skankiness is just.... wow. It's enough to make a girl wet just thinking about her. Okay, not really, but what I wouldn't do to her... or have her do to me... or.... Wait, what? Lol.
Ummm. I guess that's about it. I should probably get some sleep. Sleep? Me? What? Yeah... *shrugs*