|Current music:||"Why Can't I" Liz Phair|
How long has it been?!
Hmmm. I haven't updated in a few days.... I'm no longer sick, so yay! I swear, it seems like so much has happened! FUCK! Good and bad things... just... ugh! Also, I've noticed numerous typos in my previous entries, and that just bothers me. Myabe I should quit writing before I go to bed....
Anyway, so yeah. I'm chatting in a little conference thing with Tiff and Sarah, when something very disturbing came to my attention. Tiff starts talking about her dream last night... it was like quadruple X rated, lol. Then she said when she woke up from it, it was like 3 in the morning and, although she was increadibly sleepy, she just HAD to masturbate... she was "THAT fucking wet!" Sarah and I were just laughing at her... I mean, it's typical of her, lol. Sarah said that she had never done anything like that, but had masturbated before going to sleep and consequentially had a pretty steamy dream... I agreed with her. Then Sarah said "Actually... that happened a couple days ago, the last time I masturbated." That got me thinking.... It has been over TWO WEEKS since the last time I masturbated. What the hell?! Seriously, that troubles me. *shakes head*
Anyway, now that I've realized that... I have it in my head that I need to do it, and soon. Like, tonight. I think that's weird, lol. I mean, I decide "Hmmm... I think I'll masturbate tonight." Who does that?! Me, evidentally. COMPLEX!
Now I'm wishing I had a boytoy or something, lol. Jeez! All my girls have gone to bed. Hmph! I'm sure if I set my mind on it, I'll get the job done, lmfao!
So... yeah, I'm on a mission!