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Well I have the plague, and I wish I didn't. Sure, if it was good enough for 25 million 14th Century Europeans; it's good enough for me, but still; being plaguey is no way to spend a Wednesday. ***** Two weeks ago I had the Stuffed Trout at Moonshine, and declared it delicious. Last week Laura Bush had the same thing. I declare her a copy cat. ***** I am going to a Trading Faces party tomorrow, that involved taking someone elses's make-up looks and trying them on yourself. I am not sure if you BYOBeauty Products, but I hope not. Not only is it unhygienic, I'm not especially eager to swap my complete line of Chanel for a Dr Pepper lipsmacker. Hawks defend their chicks, Bears defend their cubs and I defend my Limited Edition glossimers. ***** I used to think the song "Green Door" was: (in chronological order of misconception) a) really "Green Card" b) written by Uva as a commentary on immigration to the US c) was a Flametrick Subs original written for the Green Door in OKC d) was a Cramps original I now I know it was a #1 hit in 1956 for Jim Lowe, but still don't know what's behind the Green Door. ****** Our security guard gave me a set of honeydews. People have been commenting on my "nice melons" all day. People are a "laff riot" just ask them. ****** I had a dream last night involving a hula hoop, "The Night Owl" (my grandfather's racing yacht), and the regular Beerland gang (Subs and Cheerleaders inclusive...also the Blue Flames and The Silvermen). I believe I was sailing down to Acapulco bay. How strange is that? I think I was making pretty good time, though. Great Wind. ****** I have this bizarre urge to cook and be domestic. I feel like inflicting domesticity upon Soren, because he's got a house with the best kitchen in the history of best kitchens; but he's probably busy and I saw him on both Friday and Saturday, which is quite enough thank you. Post a comment in response: |
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