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Haha, I'm rather ashamed to admit, that that show is the best darned soap opera ever. It's so inexplicitly stupid, that it's great. Stupid Sheridan, actually, most of the girls are knocked-up, it's crazy. And there's this one chick, Beth, who's pretending to be knocked-up, so this guy Luis, who isn't bad lookin', will still be in her life. Cause he loves Sheridan, the knocked-up bimbo who happens to lie in Beth's basement, Beth pretends to be this crazy evil clown so she can control her. And apparently Sheridan's "in Paris having super great fun-fun." But it's just not true. I really hate Theresa, she cries too much, I hate Gwen more, the knocked-up slut. Theresa and Gwen both like Ethan, this ugly bum, who was thought to be Julian Crane (this billionaire old-guy, who got married to Theresa while drunk, and fathered her son, "Little Ethan"). Crazy stuff. There're all these love triangles. Hahahha. 1) Charity-Miguel-Kay: Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald loves Charity Standish, but Kay has loved Miguel all her life. Charity is Kay's cousin, and when she came to Harmony, she instantly became the apple of Miguel's eye. Kay was frightfully jealous, and made a weird pact with the evil side, with the help of the town witch, Tabitha. Kay transfigured into Charity, and she gets knocked-up, oddly enough, goes into premature labour. Had the baby, thought to be "dead", then "alive", then "dead", then "alive," geez, that kid's a medical miracle. 2) Beth-Luis-Sheridan-Antonio-Liz: Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald (bro to Miguel), "loved" Beth when they were dating in high school, then they broke up. He met Sheridan Crane (sister to Julian), who was entirely snobby. THen they "fell in love". Haha, boat accident, separates the two. Sheridan thought to be dead. Luis moves on to Beth. But, Sheridan was alive, and ran into Antonio Lopez-Fitzgerald, AKA Brian. HAhahahahahha...*snort*, they fall in love. Sheridan had amnesia...then she gets her memory back, runs into Luis, but unfortunately she's already married to Antonio, who had this odd life-threatening disease. Hahaha, soap opera at its finest. She gets knocked-up by Luis, she still loves him, he still loves her. Beth is entirely jealous, so pretends to be knocked-up by Luis too. Beth kidnaps Sheridan, drops her into this deep pit in her basement, and with the help of Charlie, this deluded psycho-lesbian, has her under control. Liz is ANtonio's former love...I think she may be jealous. Although, she seems to like T.C. now. 4) Grace-Sam-Ivy-David: Sam and Ivy used to be a couple, then they broke up, Ivy married Julian Crane, and had Ethan, but apparently Ethan was Sam's son, but Sam didn't know, until Theresa told the media. rather odd, really...then Ivy hires David to pretend to be GRace's husband from before cause Grace (*snort*) had amnesia after she was rescued from a burning house years ago. Then David presents John, their "son", but through an odd DNA test that Eve flubbed 'cause Ivy threatened her, Grace never found out that they weren't related. Hahahahha... 5) Rebecca-Julian-Tabitha: Tabitha really hates Julian, one of his ancestors tried to burn her at the stake centuries ago. She's a witch, see, but on a high from some Martimmys (frightfully drunk), she gets knocked-up by Julian, her enemy. She has her baby, but oddly she started sprouting tentacles from her womanly-parts whenever Julian was near, which tried to strangle Julian. Hahahhaha....that's funny. Rebecca is Julian's "mistress", I guess. They never really got married, since he got married to Theresa, Theresa abuses her rights as Mrs. Crane, though, so Rebecca is constantly foiling her plans to get back together with Ethan. Rebecca's daughter Gwen is knocked-up, and is having a "difficult" pregnancy." 6) Gwen-Ethan-Theresa: Theresa has loved Ethan all her life, apparently. Gwen & Ethan were set to marry, but then Theresa told Ethan how she felt, turns out lover-boy liked her, all along. So they break up, Theresa and Ethan set to marry, but then Theresa goes to Julian crane to persuade him to take Ethan back as a son, but ends up drunk, marries him, gets knocked-up, lies to Ethan about it, says that "Little Ethan" is Big Ethan's son, but he finds out about it. So he decides he can't be with her, ever again. Gwen comes rushing in, like the tramp they both are, they get married, she gets knocked-up, and now she's having a "difficult" pregnancy. Buuuut, now they are currently staying in the same L.A. apartment! Gwen was happy to leave Theresa behind in Harmony, but now, a new twist in the story. Who else? I'll add more later. Hahaha, all these love triangles. Whoo...my mom put this "Glade Plug-in" thing, and that thing is wafting fumes this way, not very pleasant, very flowery. Post a comment in response: |
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