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.heaven sent. (somethingfierce) wrote,
@ 2004-01-03 01:42:00
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    Current mood: bored

    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    Mississippi: Come & Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
    Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee: The Educashun State
    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont: Yep
    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
    Washington, D. C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men . . . and The Sheep Are Scared!

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