Kayla Calvitron (schitzosavior) wrote, @ 2003-08-10 15:44:00

Jumping Off Of Buildings To Protest the Evilness of School
First day of high school for me today. I get there early and there are cliques of girls with so obviously unnaturally high lighted hair that I think I'm going to retch. Their skirts couldn't get shorter and not be considered underwear. Their tops could not get tighter without bursting at the seams, and I have this theory that they shove so much padding down their bras that they are using enough materials to make eight coats and a full blown, four bedroom house...Twas disturbing.
I knew three people. One was a teacher from last year who now goes by her maiden name. One was a girl from my karate studio, and one was my friend James (Jaime). Oh yeah. No classes with any of them...Well, except the teacher and that's because she TEACHES me. Go figure. A teacher teaching, or at least attempting to. *rolls her eyes* I am thrown off course by the mere concept of it.
I get there, and I'm already in a pretty crappy mood from someone drawing me farther and farther into insanity, when I realize that James hasn't showed up like she's promised, and I'm already pretty late. I start walking towards the auditorium, when I get distracted by the nice big library ....^_^!!!! Of course, I had to stop in...And I ended up buying the used version of a trilogy that my friend recommended a while ago for a total of a dollar and fifty cents. Then I start back down to the place where I'm actually supposed to be, and that's when I meet up with James. We go together and listen to this poor guy who claims to be some sort of adminsitrator but really honestly couldn't direct sheep into a field without the help of about eight sheep dogs. He tells us to "clap once now clap twice come on and show me that wolf spirit" but I end up sitting there in the tenth row, staring at him like he's insane, possibly BECAUSE HE IS.
Oh..And after that I got crappy directions to my Pre IB English 1 Honors class and ended up walking around in multiple circles for half of the class until some older woman took pity on me and helped me search for about ten more minutes before we finally found it, because her sense of direction was worse than mine. So sad.
Anyway, I'm planning to jump off of the building in protest of high school. But then....
Who would be around to mock the one and only Stoner High of Clonesville, USA?

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