Vivica (saving_myself) wrote, @ 2004-03-05 08:16:00

Derek loves Emily because she is fantabulous and is going to stop cutting.
Emily loves Derek for his huge package and fantabulous hair, and because his penis streaches across the galaxy.

Emily is coming to Tekkoshocon and is going to play naked twister with Ruby while Derek records and sells it on eBay.
Derek is going to be a rich mofo.


This was soooo not written by Derek. I swear.

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