Stupid Zaran.
I am so pissed off right now. That damned Zaran ran off when Captain America showed up. Zaran, Machete and I were in the middle of a kidnapping. We had the embassador to Holland tied up in our head quarters, when suddenly Captain America crashes through the window and knocks Machete out cold with his damn shield.
Just when I thought Zaran had my back, he runs out the back entrance saying "so long Frenchie, I'm saving myself!" Can you believe that crap. Meanwhile, Captain America got a few luck shots in and was able to rescue the ambassador. The doctors said they had to wire my jaw shut while it healed.
Before Zaran ran off, he left his copy of TV Guide in the room. I'll tell you this much, he is a fool if he thinks that he'll ever see that magazine again!
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