Merde!!!
Would you all like to know what makes me, Georges Batroc, extremely angry? I will tell you. It's all of these bullshit "super hero" movies that Hollywood seems so content to churn out ad nauseum. Even Daredevil gets his own movie. Yet whenever I walk up to the movie ticket box and ask to see the Batroc Movie I'm only met with a blank stare then a ticket to that piece of garbage they call "Spider-Man 2."
Why does he get a movie and not me? Am I not the world's greatest mercenary and master of Savate Foot Boxing?! Am I not a world class lover of the ladies?! Sacre Bleu!!!
To top it all off, I found out the other week that even the Punisher got his own movie. Although I found out about this one a little late, it still makes me very angry. Where is the justice in me not getting my own movie, and this psychopath, who has shot me on at least three seperate occassions gets one? It's just not fair.
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