jail
bonjour everyone. It has almost been a whole month since I last update this journal. I know a lot of you out there are wondering where I have been. Well, I will tell you. I have been dealing with legal troubles. In my last post, I mentioned that I was hit by an SUV. What didn't mention, was that while I was unconscious, a police officer showed and that filthy swine arrested me.
I have spent most of the month in prison. Let me tell you, prison inmates are some of the lowest, ignorant, unsuffisticated pieces of human filth that I have ever come across. A few of them even tried to attack my niether region while in the shower. I'm just glad that I am a trained master of Savate.
I have to go for now, but later I will tell the second part of my journey through the penal system, and my miraculous escape into the sweet sweet bussom of freedom.
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