Not again
There are many individuals out there who have heard the name of Batroc. In the super hero and the mercenary world, I am practically famous. But with this fame there is a down side. Most of these people have also heard about the many times that Captain America has beaten me, even though they were mostly due to his good luck, and pure chance, and his stupid shield that really hurts when it hits you in the head.
The worst part about all of this, is that many times, when some new, stupid, would be super hero who wants to make a name for himself comes after me. It is very annoying. Like just yesterday, there I was walking out of a Sgt. Smoothie Shop with my favorite smoothie, the Lt. Lemon, when some little terp, calling himself, the "Forrest Ranger" runs up and knocks my smoothie out of my hand. Yeah, I Batroc the Leaper, was attacked by some guy in a moose hat! I couldn't believe it either.
So we start fighting in the street, and I have the upper hand, when out of nowhere, a damn SUV comes and hits me. You see what I mean? Now the ridicuous "Forrest Ranger" is going around, telling everyone that he "beat big bad Batroc" all because of luck. Though he never mentions the luck part. Zoot Alors!
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