| Current mood: |  irritated |
| Current music: | Jingle F*cking Bells (radio) |
Money, money, money....
When am I going to be financially stable???
On the outside, everything looks great....I have a good job, I have weekends and holidays off, I accumulate leave and can take off (not all the time, but most of the time when I want), I am in school part time, I am about to get a raise and position increase....yadi yadi yadi
Let me tell you what comes out of my check before it even hits the bank.....TAXES FA DAYZZZZZ (Federal and State, which i calcutated to be 20% of my check), health insurance, retirement, some other bull shit fees for accidental stuff, school tuition, payment to capital one nazis, payment to radioshack nazis, and payment to my savings account (which I always end up transferring back to my checking account because I NEED that $30)......then finally after all that fucking shit, I receive via direct deposit CHUMP CHANGE!!!!
Then I use the CHUMP CHANGE to pay my rent, electricity, cell phone, house phone, cable, and misc. other bills. Then I still have to go grocery shopping for food so that I don't spend the negative money that I MIGHT still have on fast food.
Tis the season.....yeah right!!! I will have to stretch my budget thin thin to get my friends and family their gifts. And then sometimes you find out that a person you weren't planning on giving a present to is now getting you a present, well FUCK!!! then that changes everything and now that's another $15 or so that I will have to spend.
Don't get me wrong, I like buying presents and all that Christmas shit, but when you are broke and skating on thin ice like i am.....IT FUCKING SUCKS!!! I HATE CHRISTMAS!! AND IF I WALK INTO ANOTHER PLACE THAT IS PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ALL LOUD AND SHIT, I WILL HOLD THE STORE UP HOSTAGE AND ROB THEIR CASH REGISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHH AND IF I SEE ANOTHER 1982 PLASTIC SANTA AND REINDEER SET ON THE ROOF, BABY JESUS NATIVITY SET ON THE FRONT LAWN, CANDY CANE DRIVEWAY LINED, CHRISTMAS TREE IN WINDOW, ICICLE ROOF LINED, CHEESY ASS COLOR LIGHTS ALL OVER THE FUCKING LAWN HOUSE...I WILL RAM MY CAR INTO THEIR FRONT DOOR!
Damn, I didn't think it was bothering me that much until now. Anway, have a merry christmas!
Celly
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